Objection!!!!!

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!!!
They were brothers.
[sup]Highlight the text.

I know what i lick Portal.

Oh do you? DO YOU?!? You lick testicles. HAHA!

[/sup]

The moon is square.

 

[FastFoot92]

Objection!!!
It is Triangular
[sup]nothing happens[/sup]

Why don't you just tell me what it says?

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
Just quote it and read the text.

I get food.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You get children.
[sup]Portal, you sneaky perv.
[/sup]

CSI is a good show.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
No it's not.
[sup]Your point being?[/sup]

Lawn mowing is time consuming.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Only if you have one. If you don't, it's just stupid.
[sup]I dunno.
I don't always have a point, you know.
How are you?[/sup]

Boredom is annoying to fight.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
It's not annoying. Just hard.
[sup]I'm good.
And a bit worried. My friend's iTouch has been disturbed. By not me.[/sup]

Apple needs to make better products.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Or they could just go away...
[sup]Huh. Disturbed? In the "completely ruined" kind of way?[/sup]

Flash drives are useful tools.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
Too vulnerable when used. Make 'em better!
[sup]As in, moved in the way a careless 12-year-old girl not expecting porn would.
This is going to be fun.[/sup]

The iTouch is definitely not hidden.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's secreted away.
[sup]HAH!
This should be great for you!
Cherish her expression forever.[/sup]

Scarring children is funny.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
Not when punishment is possible!
[sup]Noooooo....... I come in from mowing the lawn, and it's been moved.
I just hope she couldn't figure out how to turn it on.[/sup]

Pepperoni is the best pizza topping.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Pepperoni is second to BACON!
[sup]Heh. Oh dear. Time to panic.[/sup]

Security codes are meant for times like this.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
They are made for times BEFORE this.
[sup]Yes it is.[/sup]

SHUT UP NAPPA!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Kakarot is more annoying sometimes.
[sup]If you hear a big gasp followed by "What is this, mommy?"
Then it's time to run.[/sup]

Running is always a good response.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
I say it's my friend's.
[sup]She doesn't have it.
It's in my Morrowind case.[/sup]

Hiding stuff is the perfect solution.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Unless you're hiding something you need quickly.
[sup]Phew. Bullet dodged.[/sup]

Dodging bullets is impressive.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
Dodging cannonballs is more impressive.
[sup]Yeah.
Now he needs to come over soon and take the evidence.[/sup]

Plans are hard.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Pulling them off is hard. Making them is easy.
[sup]Take it back! Take it back!
Heh.[/sup]

This site entertains me.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
It enthralls you.
[sup]Naw. It'll probably be like, *Gives it* Here. *He takes it* I don't need it.[/sup]

Jokes are funny.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Only good ones.
[sup]Ah. The nonchalant exchange. Wonderful.
What are you doing today?[/sup]

Socks keep your feet warm.