OBJECTION!
Poppy seeds.
Haha! Damn ninja.
[sup]And that is why I shall be bringing along a contingent of other young men to distract you while I line my anus with razor blades.
>:-D[/sup]
OBJECTION!
WRONG THREAD DAMMIT!
[sup]I've got a friend in Arizona, mind you.
He can do what I need to be done.
NEON! Jebus! That must have hurt getting them installed!
And you have no idea what kind of guy I like.[/sup]
OBJECTION!
You're still around.
[sup]Morphine is a wonderful thing.
And I'm going to bring about 50. At least one should catch your eye.
Plus, if I go to prison, it'll work out so beautifully.[/sup]
OBJECTION!
You're mostly evil. Still learning.
[sup]Oh well. The drugs you've been inhaling for the past few months should reduce your reluctance some.
Are you talking about Lazor?[/sup]
OBJECTION!
God powers are better.
[sup]What? What does reluctance have to do with sexual attractiveness?
And no. He just looks a HELL of a lot like him. And acts like him.[/sup]
OBJECTION!
Only if you don't like breathing.
[sup]Well, if there's nobody you really like, then the drugs will reduce your reluctance to picking one of them to go enjoy. Meanwhile, I will be strangling the rest.
Ah. So a clone.[/sup]
OBJECTION!
Impossible.
[sup]Yeah, but, erm...... how do I say....... I can't 'raise the sails' then.
Not really. He's actually bearable, doesn't like dancing, and is cool.[/sup]
OBJECTION!
Not if you're trying to forget a tattoo.
[sup]And it's best left to the pros, huh?
Too bad AJB is gone X-D
I know what you mean. Just a generally good guy?[/sup]
OBJECTION!
They're coming under your door.
[sup]You're going to have a great welcome for him, aren't you?
Lucky you!
I'm off for dinner. I'll be back later in the day.[/sup]
OBJECTION!
Does it have sex sounds? No? Then it doesn't.
[sup]Yes I am. *Hides plans involving shower*
Aww...... Now I have no one to talk to.
AND THE TROLLS MIGHT COME!!![/sup]
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