Objection!!!!!

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Not really.
[sup]In the best, most perverted way! It's why we love you here, Portal.[/sup]

Portal has been helped.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH. It's [ youtube=]. Of course!
[sup]Thank you Neon. I love you.
Pervert, AWAY!!!! *Flies off* Oh wait, I don't have anywhere else to go. *Flies back*[/sup]

Videos are suddenly going to pop up more often here.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They're going to appear lots more.
[sup]As long as you use spoilers, it's all good!
Pervert, to the YMCA!
Heh.
[/sup]

That is a funny mental image.
[sup]Giant "P" on your chest.[/sup]

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
It was only giddy at best.
[sup]No. I will not go to the YMCA.
I have no reason to.
And now I am hungry.[/sup]

Food is effective at stopping hunger.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's effective at stopping people, too. Ask Chef.
[sup]Oh. Well...Look over there!
PIE!
[/sup]

Randomness is a good weapon.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
PUSSY[sup]cat[/sup]!
[sup]Ew. I hate pie.[/sup]

Weirdness follows me.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It precedes you as well.
[sup]Even papple pie? In all its goodness?[/sup]

Shock is a good weapon against water foes.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
Coldness is better.
[sup]ALL pies.
Except hair and cream pies [/sup]

Astronauts are healthy.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Not if they stay in space.
[sup]But...people + apple = wonderful.
And I saw that. To which I say:
To each his own tastes.
Still, Hair pies? Or did you mean in combination?[/sup]

Making sense is not that important right now.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
Sense is the lifeblood of sanity.
[sup]Wait...... isn't hair pie a girl's parts, and cream pie a girl's parts after the guy has finished?[/sup]

Tom Clancy has sold out.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
He has just found a new way to make a living off of writing about death.
[sup]I don't know. You're the resident Perv, Portal.
I thought you had a dictionary or something...Urban dictionary time![/sup]

Assigning roles is critical to success.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
I wing it, and win.
[sup]Let's see........
I was right! Just add hair to the first part. Can't be shaven.[/sup]

The Urban Dictionary is helpful.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's only helpful if you want a description of something.
[sup]Okay. I suppose that makes sense...[/sup]

Hidden talks are fun.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
It isn't a hidden talk if it's one person using the white!
[sup]So how do you like Plants Vs. Zombies?[/sup]

PopCap is a genius.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They are drug dealers...
[sup]It's fun as hell, but my computer just crashed while playing it. So I'm waiting for the fans to do their thing for a bit.[/sup]

Computer crashes suck.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
They let you re-enjoy your game.
[sup]Ha!
Just like what happened with Spore![/sup]

Spore is fun.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is addicting...
[sup]I never got that game...didn't have the cash.
I did just get Sins of a Solar Empire, though![/sup]

Turtling is a truly funny way to play RTSs.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
Just build fifty tanks and charge. You can't loose.
[sup]Pretty fun, albeit EXTREMELY dumbed down and childish.
It could have been a lot better.[/sup]

Pregnant teens are the best people to punch in the stomach!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Fat preggo teens are better.
[sup]I kinda got that from the reviews...but I like making monsters. :-D[/sup]

Mixing up threads is bad.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
I've done worse.
[sup]Yeah. It gets old though.
Every building, vehicle, creature, town.......
The list goes on.[/sup]

The Blue Angles can kill Chuck Norris.