Objection!!!!!

[FastFoot92]

Objection!!
I wouldn't know as i'm an insomniac

Roses are red and viloets are blue

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
They both smell and so do you.

I have proof trolls can be killed.

 

[FastFoot92]

Objection!
I burn your evidence with fire
[sup]Hey wait..... fire! [/sup]
I have to wait until my country have an issue with space

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
You don't!

Pizza is damn good.

 

[FastFoot92]

Objection!
I hate Chesee
[sup]What?!?!?!?!????HOW??!?!?!?!??[/sup]
I like short shorts

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
Everyone else hates it.
[sup]You DON'T!!![/sup]

Space stations are cool.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!

You hate short shorts because your leg hair keeps getting caught.


I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Mtn Dew

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Mtn. Dew gives meaning to your life.


Monkeys are amusing.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
They are only stupid.

The Escapist takes up too much of my life.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You can't say that yet.

I can.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
You've only been here for seven months. Talk to some of the regulars.

Brain cake is nummy.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is delicious.

It's good to be back.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
We all hate you and you're unloved.

I miss Ajb already...

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You miss someone to be perverted with.

Women are complicated.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
They are walking deathtraps.

Sex joke!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

You just gotta figure out what makes em tick.

I ran out of mustard and was forced to use ketchup

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It was an innuendo.
You had to use horseradish sauce.

Subtlety is wasted on the stupid.

 

[Dorian]

Objection!
Your face is different.

Sleep is for the weak.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's also for the damn tired.

Naps are incredible things.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
They fuck with your sleep schedule.

Neon is one of my Escapist rocks.