Objection!!!!!

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
You are in love with cooking meat.

Ham is the best meat ever.

 

[chefassassin2]

Obje...Dammit, don't you try to get me to object to my favorite piece of meat. [sup]Next to bacon and steak.[/sup]


Jack Daniels can be a douchebag in the morning.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Pig is. All the various parts of it.
He's more of an outright dick.
[sup]Muahahahah! Uprising!
Hi Chef![/sup]

Violence is cathartic.

 

[chefassassin2]

Yesjection-a-roony! That it is. That it is.
[sup]Hey Neon! So a buddy of mine got kicked out of a strip joint, and I had to stop a fight between him and the bouncer. Good times last night, good times.[/sup]


People in strip joints turn into idiots.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
I forget what it means.

Dragons are real.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

Violence solves all the worlds problems excpet when republicans use it.
[sup] hey chef...all i'd want you for is to make my food and you would be paid handsomely of course [/sup]

Most people are stupid

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Most people just don't have a clue.
[sup]Fair enough, Snooty, fair enough. This is agreeable.[/sup]


I get to replay Psychonauts tonight!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!

You get to give Tim Schafer your brain again.
[sup] then it's settled welcome to Snooty Enterprises Inc chef.
i have to leave now to work on my time machine [/sup]

I get to zap stormtroopers and bully Jawas in Force unleashed!

 

[FastFoot92]

Objection!!!
YOu get to PM me what it's like!

I really want to play that game

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You only sort of want to.
[sup]Chef, that must have been interesting to see.
Snooty! Stop stealing my employees!
Don't make me get the death spiders![/sup]

We don't see Shapsters around here anymore.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
That's right.

Shapsters hates us!!!

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Oh, Shapsters is around, just keeping very very quiet. Shapsters hates everyone.
[sup]And don't worry, I'll still be your muscle, Snooty just has me on retainer.[/sup]


Bouncers are pretty cool guys if you keep your manners.

 

[FastFoot92]

Objection!!!
Some of them can't talk only grunt

Plastic Is Awesome!!!

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Titanium rocks plastic's ass!

I own a titanium Spork. It. Is. Awesome!

 

[FastFoot92]

Objec....
Now that's true (sorry i doubted you titanium)
I Like sporks

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You love them. We all do.
[sup]Oh. Okay. Then I suppose he does not have to die. Yet.[/sup]

Cleavers are the best kind of knife.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
Bone knives.

TV is good for me.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's better for the fat growing in your ass.

Robot Chicken is a wonderful show.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
It's nearly perfect. After Futurama.

Futurama is the best.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! It's damn good, but Firefly rocks it out of the water!
[sup]And yes, cleavers are best. Though it's tied with the french knife[/sup]


I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener.