Objection!!!!!

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
He's too cool for you, what with his TV shows.

Food is good.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Not when it's rotten.


A good sandwich is hard to find.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
You don't find them. They are made.

Futurama is going to be ruined.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! It could still be good, right? Right? New voice actors? Nice.
[sup]I'm kidding, I totally agree with that statement, but feel I've yesjected too much lately.[/sup]


I enjoy a good hockey game.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
Canadia? Having a fun sport? HA!
[sup]You'd better be kidding![/sup]

Threats always get the job done.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Not if you can't back them up.
[sup]The fights are funny. I'm waiting for someone to use a skate as a knife.[/sup]

Chiropractors hurt like hell.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Hell hurts like Hell.

Night in the Museum is a great movie.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's okay.

Gears 2 is a fun, gory game.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Fallout 3 is better.

Fallout 3's DLC needs to be free.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It should be, but then it might suck...

Irritation is a normal reaction to finding out that something doesn't work.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
I'm normally saddened.

Stone lasts longer than steel.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! But not as long as hatred.

Metal is a good material for blades.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Not as good as asteroid rock.

Zombies are funny.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Don't you be saying that zombies are funny!! I'll let the one in my freezer loose...
[sup]Oh, now I want an asteroid-rock chef knife. Evil thoughts are already forming.[/sup]

Zombies make good pets.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
They try to kill you.

Mr. Whatsup is cool.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Mr. Doom is cooler.
[sup]Oh, it's so cool. That and the ceramicknives. Those are sweet, too.[/sup]

This site is going to be the death of me.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
That's the cancer's job.

I'm going to die a lonely death.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! We all die alone.
[sup]Oh, ceramic knives are awesome!! So much fun to play with.[/sup]


I'm hungry as hell, and can't figure out what I want.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Not if you take others with you!
You know what you want! Baby.
[sup]I hate that feeling...and they are so strangely cool!
[/sup]

Everyone should have a pet of some kind.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Ham is always an option.

Ham is a God.