Objection!!!!!

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You'd rather be Jayne.
[sup]The chef knife? I dunno...they are cool, but nowhere near as cool as something you can call "Amadeus."[/sup]

Named weapons are always better.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Wait, no I take that back. No objection!!
[sup]true, but the chef's knife is like a lightsaber, an extension of the chef's arm. So a cleaver may be badass, but my chef's knife is practically a part of me.[/sup]

I need a new dishwasher.

 

[FastFoot92]

Objection!!
Zaroc Sucks
[sup]That thread with the guy trying to get banned is Hilarious!![/sup]
I lik pool's

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! You like them. Spelling matters.
[sup]Which thread, I wanna see![/sup]

People getting banned is usually comedy.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
Trolls.

Secrets are the best kind of information.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You like the water in them.
Discovered secrets are.
[sup]I was quite proud of that. Derailed[sup]derailed[/sup] made me happy.
I suppose I can see that. Is that used the most?
This one, Chef![/sup]

Cutting up stuff is so much fun!

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
Then you have to fix it.

Legos are more fun than you ever think.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They're more fun than you could ever comprehend!

Laughter is the second best medicine.

 

[FastFoot92]

Objection!!!
Morphine is the 2nd best medicine (ah morphine)

This thread= Population: 3

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's 4. I count twice.

Ego is wonderful.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
Pancakes are better.

Farts stink.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They reek.
[sup]No...EGO...not EGGO.
[/sup]

Misunderstandings are funny.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
Sex jokes pwn all.

Idiots are funny in live fire courses.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They're funny as the targets. Not as the shooters.

Music alleviates boredom.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
That's what Webbl's for.

Webbl's Stuff is awesome.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is odd fun.

Normality is overrated.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
If everyone is weird, then that becomes the new normal.

Still Alive is the best bloody song I've ever heard.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's the best funny song. It's not bloody.

Splitting hairs is fun.

 

[Dorian]

OBJECTION!
It's impossible to split hairs.

Blarg.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Blahoy.

I would want to marry Alton Brown if I were a woman.