Objection!!!!!

[Dorian]

Objection.
You forgot to italicize the enjoy.
[sup]But..... you two will be in school.... And so will Ajb......
I'll be alone for a good while......[/sup]

I'm going to be here until I'm VERY old.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Objection!!!
My ninja's will stop you ever getting old.

I won't live long enough to die.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
That makes no sense.

There's a reason for everything.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
There isn't a reason for a reason!

Statement:
This statement is a paradox

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
I see a sudden lack of space-warping.
[sup]Hi Ajb![/sup]

It's fun being cold.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
I haven't felt it in years!
[sub]Hey Portal!
How are ya?[/sub]

Statement:
Blues Drive Monster

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Wha-wha-what?
[sup]I'm good.
And sad that this is the last day of summer for me [/sup]

I'm going to HATE tomorrow.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
You'll love it! You see your friends again!
[sub]You start school... On a TUESDAY!?[/sub]

Statement:
That is retarded

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
It's actually really nice.
[sup]Yeah. That way we have a shorter week to ease us into the school year.
It's pretty nice, really.[/sup]

I'm hoping I have one of my friends in my lunch.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
You should want to meet new people!
[sub]Why not give you Friday off? Not having school on a Monday would mindfuck me[/sub]

Statement:
Portal needs more power in his OBJECTIONS!

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
I find it more hilarious how everyone is shouting at the top of their lungs, and I'm calmly saying it like normal.
[sup]Blame the school board.[/sup]

I don't like most people.

 

[The_Chief]

OBJECTION!
then im not most people because u like ME!
[sup]yo yoyo![/sup]

Best Buy sells things

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
They lend things.
[sup]SWEET!
I'm not lonely anymore![/sup]

My jacket is FUCKING SOFT.

 

[The_Chief]

OBJECTION!
its to hot to wear one
[sup]im leaving soon but only for half an hour to buy some stuff. so whts up?[/sup]

MMOOOOSICK!!!

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
What the hell?
[sup]I'm good.
And sad that school starts tomorrow.
What are you going to buy?[/sup]

My room is cold again.

 

[The_Chief]

objection!
i hate u im really hot right now
[sup]jesus man u starto n a tuesday? and in august?and some music.[/sup]

TVs are loud

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
I'M BACK!
I'M LOUDER!

Statement:
Blue screen NEEDS TO DIE!

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
They need to be FIXED.
[sup]It's only a 4-day start up week to ease us into the schedule.
Welcome back Ajb![/sup]

My hair is assaulting you!

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
You forgot the ATTENTION DUELISTS!
[sub]Damn.... I feel hate on windows.[/sub]

Statement:
First my 360 now this! What is wrong with the damn company

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
That was a question, not a statement.
[sup]It's either Windows or a Mac.
Neither one look good, so I went with the one that has the best mouse.[/sup]

My mouse is cool.