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ajb924

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OBJECTION!
What is it!?
[sub]What company?[/sub]

Statement:
I built a nice computer! But it caught VK (Vista Killer)
 

Dorian

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Objection.
It's not nice. It's a *****.
[sup]My laptop?
It be a Compaq.[/sup]

I am not entirely clear on the question.
 

ajb924

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OBJECTION!
You forgot to say statement
[sub]What company made your computer
And the computer i built was the shit. 500gigs of memory, 350gigs of RAM, state of the art graphics card, and Vista Home Ultimate. And when i say state of the art graphics cards, i mean i had enough shit in that thing to MAKE a game that looked as pretty as fallout.[/sub]

Statement:
I miss my computer
 

Dorian

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Objection.
I can't blame you.....
[sup]? You mean Bill Gates or Steve Jobs? Gates is what I'm using.
Ouch...... Sorry man.
All I've had is family computers that can barely run Spore.[/sup]

HOUSE IS ON!!!!
 

ajb924

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OHNOJECTION!
PREPARE THE ARTILLERY!
NINJA FROM NOWHERE!
[sub]That means it's windows!
Yea...
Really? That must be cheap as dirt, the mentioned computer i built costed about 900$ it would have been $2,000 if i had bought it instead of built it though.
NEON! What the hell man!?[/sub]

Statement:
Building computers is easy
 

Dorian

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Objection.
Not if you're illiterate when it comes to computer tech......
[sup]Damn.
Well, we bought it from Wal*Mart for $500, so......
Hi Neon![/sup]

That computer sucks.
 

Neonbob

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OBJECTION!
It's just buggy.
[sup]Hi AJB!
How are you two?[/sup]

Statement:
Electrocuting people is fun
 

ajb924

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OBJECTION!
Not if you could stab them!
[sub]Not bad! I DESTROYED one of my teachers today.[/sub]

Statement:
Some teachers can't handle my crazy
 

Dorian

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Objection.
Only before the smell comes in.
Mine could! HAIL MR. BRYANT!
[sup]Sad that school starts tomorrow.
Story?[/sup]

This House is weird....
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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OBJECTION!
It's odd as hell, yeah. Not weird.
[sup]Oh? How so?[/sup]

Statement:
School isn't so bad...
 

Dorian

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Objection.
It is when you need to get up at 6:30 and BARELY catch the bus. AND not getting home until 4:00.

My room is dark now.
 

ajb924

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OBJECTION!
I like it most of the time
[sub]Dunno. She sorta just snapped. She kept trying to teach us factoring and i kept pointing out more and more contradictions in what she was saying. I realized i know more about algebra then her like the 4th day in. So the fifth day and today i worked on proving it. Today she snapped, started screaming at me to respect my elders. I just sat grinning in my victory. When she saw i was smiling she sent me out of the room. I could have been content and gone to sleep but i decided to go above and beyond. The first day she gave us a packet containing all of the assignments for the first unit. Her big thing was showing work and not using calculaters. So to be an ass, i finished all of the homework and notes problems in the hallway without work or calculaters, walked inside and put it in the turn in box. Walked back out and slept for the last ten minutes of class. I am looking forward to tomorrow![/sub]

Statement:
I was ninja'd for that
 

Dorian

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Objection.
It was VERY worth it.
[sup]*Speechless*
You.......
Tomorrow will be 'fun' for both of us indeed.[/sup]

I still need folders for my class.
 

ajb924

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OBJECTION!
So do I!!!
[sub]Eh, I've done worse. Usually it's to an english teacher that doesn't except my short answer in a fiction novel. They get it bad.[/sub]

Statement:
I am demon to teachers at my school
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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OBJECTION!
You're just a smart kid who knows the stuff they're teaching.
[sup]Hah!
That was great.
Portal, are we still waiting on Samuel?[/sup]

Statement:
Gore is good.
 

Dorian

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Objection.
Try Satan himself.
Something.
[sup]My usual tactic is to stay on their good side by being quiet.
They can't get pissed if I do my work and read, can they?
You may post.[/sup]

My backpack is three years old.
 

ajb924

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OBJECTION!
I get a new one every year
[sub]I do that to teachers who know how to teach and answer my questions in full. If they don't do both or one of those things, they're in trouble.[/sub]

Statement:
I am going to go eat dinner
 

Neonbob

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OBJECTION!
It's older than that.
It has a time machine.
You're going to hunt for it.
[sup]Ditto!
I get it done quick and get the fuck out!
Sweet![/sup]

Statement:
That is a good policy.
 

Dorian

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Objection.
It is the BEST strategy when your ENTIRE FUCKING SCHOOL is full of little shits.
[sup]Hail the quiet method!
Well, they just need to grow some testicles.[/sup]

Assumptions ROCK.