Objection!!!!!

[Dorian]

Objection.
It's pretty much just me now. But yes!

I'm not following.

 

[The_Chief]

OBJECINP!
u lie!
[sup]yo[/sup]

fathers masturbating is a weird thought

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
That's why you don't think it!
[sub]Hey guys![/sub]

Statement:
I thought i was too late...

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
For what?
[sup]Hi Laz0r!
What'd ya get?[/sup]

Laz0r will tell us!

 

[The_Chief]

OBJECTION!
to wha?
[sup]u werent[/sup]

The colony is an awesome show

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
I wanted to spoon my brains out while watching it with dinner. It was that bad.

Statement:
Everyone needs to go to bed soon...

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Not Laz0r.

Laz0r is a God among us.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Then.... Then what's neon!?

Statement:
That is a scary thought....

 

[The_Chief]

OBJECTION!
LAZORS FOR THE LAZOR GOD!
[sup]i gotta go soon anyways my dad is all drunk and hes kickin me off so ima be on smexbox![/sup]

if we over heat it it shuts off

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
I meant because he doesn't have school yet.
.............. I think.
[sup]You have a Smexbox too?
You should add me![/sup]

............... In America!

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
IN.... CANADA!
[sub]What's a Smexbox?[/sub][

Statement:
Last dinosaur

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
The Loch Ness Monster. *****.
[sup]Xbox, numpty![/sup]

My days are numbered.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
I bet i have more problems!
[sub]Numpty!?[/sub]

Statement:
Dip-Shit is fun to say

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
It sounds so mundane when you say it everyday.
[sup]A funny word Samuel said when Sparrow got suspended.
I liked it, so I use it instead of idiot now.[/sup]

Bachelor parties aren't meant for 12-year-olds.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They are if the 12 year olds are as perverted as you!
Heh.
[sup]Way to pick up on language, Portal!
Soon, that word shall spread all over the internet![/sup]

I have been gone for too long.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Yesh, actually.
[sup]I. Hate. SCHOOL.[/sup]

My school is plotting against me.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's just the teachers.
[sup]PORTAL!
Hi! Sorry to hear about school.
I put up a thread in off-topic for 15k!
Will you look?[/sup]

I missed Portal.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Fug-off.
[sup]Nobel Laureate?
Wow.[/sup]

I'm off to the thread.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're off to see the wizard porn set.
[sup]I'm somewhat proud.
And I knew there was a title above Extraordinaire![/sup]

I want a badger.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
A SNAKE!
[sup]Off to 20k with you![/sup]

Neon has made Escapist history.