Objection!!!!!

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's only hard if you don't know the tricks.

Timing is hard to work out.

 

[Empireth]

OBJECTION!
It's only hard when you don't know the time zone you're currently in.

Becoming respected by others can be difficult.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Not if you behave well.

Getting to bed at a decent hour is challenging.

 

[Empireth]

OBJECTION!
Not if you stay away from the Escapist.
[sup](Which is utter hypocrisy, with me saying that...)[/sup]

November is when days start getting dark early.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's when they start getting busier because of school.
[sup]Heh. Oh, it'll only get worse.[/sup]

Empires are hard to build.

 

[Empireth]

OBJECTION!
Not if you understand how to brainwash people and clone them...
[sup]No, I don't think it will. I'm already only getting two to three hours of sleep a night (damned insomnia!), so I cannot afford to get any less.[/sup]

Tea is good when you're sick.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's good all the time.
[sup]
Woaaaah.
[/sup]

Fatality is fun to shout.

 

[Empireth]

OBJECTION!
'Fatality, *****!' is more fun to shout.
Especially in a crowd of people.
[sup]Yeahh... gotta love insomnia and massive amounts of schoolwork.[/sup]

Library fines are annoying.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They are annoying and always come at the wrong time. So they are annoying[sup]2[/sup]
[sup]Well, if you don't love it, it'd drive you mad.
X-D[/sup]

Insanity is a one way street.

 

[Empireth]

OBJECTION!
Insanity is a fluctuating condition of one's mind.
[sup]I think it already has driven me mad...[/sup]

Analysis of literature tends to kill great books.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It kills any book, good or bad.
That's right. It's so boring, it can even kill bad books.
[sup]In that case, you're right at home![/sup]

Hiding from problems works.

 

[Empireth]

OBJECTION!
Hiding in a school during a bomb scare does not work.
(And yet, that's how schools have decided to deal with it...)
[sup]Oh goody. Someplace where I belong![/sup]

Laughter is the best medicine.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's only good for flesh wounds...illnesses you need real medicine.
[sup]Exactly!
We won't chase you out of the house if you come downstairs with a rope made out of intestines and dragging a hobo![/sup]

Blankets are fantastic things.

 

[Empireth]

OBJECTION!
Blankets are easy to get tangled up in.
[sup]Oh... what about a rope made out of skin and the annoying next-door neighbour's poodle?[/sup]

Flying whales are incredibly hilarious.
[sup](What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like... ow... ound... round... ground! That's it! That's a good name- ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?)[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They are gutbustingly hilarious. Not just incredibly.
[sup]Then you get high fives. We've all hated that dog for a loong time, but we're the primary suspects.[/sup]

A POV gun would be fun.
[sup]Ahhh, Hitchhiker's guide...what can't you solve?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

OBJECTION!
A POV gun would get redundant after a while if used by only one person.
But in general, one would be fun, yes.
[sup]I'm... I'm a suspect? Since when?[/sup]

Happy, thankful doors would become rather annoying.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They'd only be annoying until you broke them.
[sup]No no no. You're a new guy.
You're good. We're gonna have to deal with the cops though.
Just grab a shovel and help dig a twenty foot deep hole.[/sup]

Chest mounted blasters are horribly inaccurate.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

They simply dont work.


Talking in random gibberish confuses people

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It only confuses them until their brains turn off.

Comedy is a good way to pass time.

 

[Empireth]

OBJECTION!
Comedy is a good way to avoid other (more important) work.
[sup]Good... But now I've gone and made my presence noted. Darn.[/sup]

Doing your laundry on a regular basis is a good idea.