Objection!!!!!

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's a necessary thing.
[sup]Naah. Just hide in the back closet. We'll deal with them.[/sup]

Motorcycles are both cool and worrisome.

 

[Empireth]

OBJECTION!
Motorcycles should not be given to idiots.
(Honestly, if you fall on that thing when you're not wearing leather or denim... you're basically gonna tear your back open from road rash. I don't see why people ride shirtless, for that reason.)
[sup]Oh goody. I'll just... you know... hang out, then...[/sup]

Clutter is what makes up the majority of a person's life.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
The technical term is "stuff," as revealed by George Carlin.
[sup]Yeah. Don't make too much noise, either. If they find you, there will be lots more questions, and if we do have to kill em, the less time they're here, the better.[/sup]

Misdirection is a powerful tool.

 

[Empireth]

OBJECTION!
False truths can be just as powerful.
[sup]Oh, just kill them. Then they won't be as annoying. But, I'm still just chillin' in mah closet...[/sup]

University costs a hell of a lot of money.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Only the good ones. Community college is cheap.
[sup]Well, duh. But we can't have their last reported location be here.
They have to make at least two more stops.[/sup]

Winning is not the ultimate goal..

 

[Empireth]

OBJECTION!
Winning is the ultimate goal!
Winning is the only reason most people are still alive!
[sup]Ahh... poison? They dead yet?[/sup]

Bottled water is liquid grossness.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Not if you have flavor packs.
[sup]we could, but I prefer explosions.
They're so much more fun![/sup]

Messing around with bbcode is fun.

 

[Empireth]

OBJECTION!
Messing about with bbcode can take too much time occasionally.
[sup]Can I come out of the closet nowwww? (haha, not meant to be read out of context)[/sup]

Humans tend to pick favourites out of everything, even if it is done subconsciously.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's mostly done consciously. And often online.
Gah.
[sup]hehee.
Suuure. They're in their cars right now.[/sup]

Starbucks is a ripoff.

 

[Empireth]

OBJECTION!
Starbucks is a capitalist company. They're all ripoffs.
[sup]How is most favourite-picking done online?
Good. It was getting stuffy in there.[/sup]

Insomnia while needing to wake up at three is generally a bad plan.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's a bad situation. It's never a plan.
[sup]by making a thread.
SOMEONE IS USIN MAH AVATAR![/sup]

Freaking out is normal.

 

[Empireth]

OBJECTION!
It's not just normal, it's general practise that happens everyday.
[sup]I know, I saw!
Blasphemy![/sup]

Going through an identity crisis is never fun.
[sup]Hey, we're still only talking about a hypothetical fact, here...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's fun if your identity crisis involves thinking you're a monster truck driver!
[sup]GRAH.
This has not happened for at least 6 months!
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK[/sup]

Ceiling fans are good for keeping you cool.

 

[Empireth]

OBJECTION!
Ceiling fans are good for nothing but breaking.
Well, mine at least.
[sup]Hey, yeah, I remember that! Who was it, anyway?
Anyway, I must be off to bed... I have to get up at three. Damn university open houses.[/sup]

A watch is a very handy item.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's only handy if it works.
And I hate you a bit for that pun...
[sup]uhhh...Teutonicman, I think. Oh, shit, and Ghostayami.
They both changed, though.
O_O
Woah. Well, good night! I'll see you around tomorrow![/sup]

Faces are overrated phenomenons.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

Faces are perfectly normal.


The Axe commercials lie

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They don't lie so much as delude themselves.
That's even sadder.

Remembering milestones is important.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

OBJECTION!!
what the hell was the Renasaunce!!?!?

the grass is in fact always greener on the other side

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It only appears that way because you have odd glasses on.

Cursing in public is fun.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

It is fun..until the old ladies and the super christians get ahold of you.


Def Jam makes okay games.