Objection!!!!!

[Lost In The Void]

OBJECTION

You think you'll win at poker Friday

I know I'm going to lose money today at the casino

 

[linchowlewy]

objection!

by reading this post you have earnt the luck of a lifetime and not only will win money at the casino but you will also win a new car, toaster and the girl/man/boy/woman/horse of your choice!

Kevin rudd is the best PM in aussie history

 

[goatzilla8463]

OBJECTION!

I don't know about Aussie history but I'd say that Joseph Lyons was the best. Yes, I did just wiki it.

I need to start revising for my GCSEs.

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!
I have no idea what GCSE stands for! Thus your statement is invalidated by default.


Statement:
Having a Portal Gun would be awesome.

 

[i never thought so]

objection!
you could put yourself in an eternal loop.

becoming invincible would be fun.

 

[Rorschach II]

objection!
you could put yourself in an eternal loop.

becoming invincible would be fun.

OBJECTION!

Being invincible would mean that you could not die. And you would loose all of your friends and then die alone and sad.

Wrestling is fake

 

[chefassassin2]

OBJECTION!!!

Professional wrestling, i.e. wwe, raw, smackdown, are choreographed entertainment, and therefore "Fake". However, wrestling in schools as an athletic pursuit is very real indeed.



The platypus is the strangest creature on earth.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
I'm right here, you know.

Smacking people is good, clean fun.

 

[goatzilla8463]

OBJECTION!

Only if you smack them in the right place......... yeah, you know what I mean Matt.

Shark and tortoise is tasty.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is exceptional.
And my name has ceased to stun me online. Nice try...RICHARD OF SUTTON!

Nobody freaks me out.

 

[Dagodweezl]

http://www.vgcats.com/gallery/PW_800x600.jpg
Objection!

I Know Leprechauns like you get freaked out when people go after their gold!

Bioshock is not Videogame God incarnate

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is the equivalent of Athena.
[sup]and my gold is guarded by thousands of turrets and a very temperamental weasel.[/sup]

Nobody deserves to live.

 

[Dagodweezl]

Objection!!

Only if they don't serve the God-Emperor!

Paper bags make good hats

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Unless I blind you and kick you into traffic.

Getting rebuked is no fun.

 

[Dagodweezl]

Objection!!

Not if your a mild masochist

Hoboglyphs are the hieroglyphs of our time

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Wingdings are.

Spartans are awesome.

 

[Dagodweezl]

Objection!
only in the media

The master chief would beat Iron Man in a fight

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
As much as the halo fan in me hates to admit it, Iron man would whup the MC's ass to hell and back again.

I post too much.

 

[Dagodweezl]

Objection!
It's the only thing keeping me awake so the other hobos can't steal my lucky tin can

I need shoes with toes

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Velcro is better for you hobos.

Knitting needles are fun weapons.