Objection!!!!!

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You had a cat. We all know you ate it last night.

Driving is fun.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
You always crash into a wall and die.

[HEADING=1]WRITING LIKE THIS IS AWESOME![/HEADING]

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
IT IS INCREDIBLE! AND BETTER IN ITALICS!

You should accept your doom.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
I accepted it years ago.

There's a TV channel in England called Dave.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is called Steve now. I just bought it to spite you

Nobody really likes rap.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
The Sims- End of story.

I liek Mudkips.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Nobody lieks them.
[sup]a small part of me just died. I hope you're happy.[/sup]
People tolerate them.

Uranium is fun.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
Plutonium is even more fun.

Murder's immense.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is immensely fun!

Glass shards are fun to juggle.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
They're awesome to juggle.

Fire is the single greatest thing of all time.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Napalm. Napalm is the greatest. It makes fire.

Mythbusters is a great show.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
It's an awesome show.

Comedy is funny.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It depends on who's doing a performance.

Nobody has a good reason to live.

 

[MasterStratus]

OBJECTION!
I have a good reason to live. I'm awesome.

Trees deserved to be hugged.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
Trees deserve more than just huggs. They at least deserve a date out at the movies.

You're awesome.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They deserve to be burned. Smug pieces of wood. Always looking down at us >:-(
I am epic.

Death is a good friend to have.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
He's an awesome friend to have.

Death's a good friend to bring to the movies.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
He makes horror movies unbearable.

Oversized trucks are not that cool.

 

[Berethond]

OBJECTION!!!
Unless they're tanks.

Tanks are sexy.