OBJECTION!!!
I have no idea who she is, and since you have presented no credible evidence as to why she is awesome. I have to conclude that she is not awesome by default.
Statement:
The cake is a lie. The cupcake is a type of cake. This is demonstrated by comparing the consistency of most cakes and most cupcakes. And in most instances, the consistency is EXACTLY the same (i.e. dry, spongy, and irritating). This poor consistency is also thinly disguised by the heaps of icing that are lathered onto both cakes and cupcakes. Thus, cupcakes are a type of cake. And therefore cupcakes are also a lie.