Objection!!!!!

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Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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OBJECTION!
I don't know who that is, so they can't be that awesome.

A new car smell is great.
 

TheDoctor455

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Apr 1, 2009
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OBJECTION!!!
I have no idea who she is, and since you have presented no credible evidence as to why she is awesome. I have to conclude that she is not awesome by default.

Statement:
The cake is a lie. The cupcake is a type of cake. This is demonstrated by comparing the consistency of most cakes and most cupcakes. And in most instances, the consistency is EXACTLY the same (i.e. dry, spongy, and irritating). This poor consistency is also thinly disguised by the heaps of icing that are lathered onto both cakes and cupcakes. Thus, cupcakes are a type of cake. And therefore cupcakes are also a lie.
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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But they are small lies, due to their shape. My logic is irrefutable.

Eating people is fun.
 

TheDoctor455

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Apr 1, 2009
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OBJECTION!
No it isn't! I've tried it (with the HL2 SMOD:REDUX), and its completely boring and only serves to get the bloody bits out of the way. And your logic is far from irrefutable.

Statement:
Starcraft 2 will never come out (damn it), and Blizzard will abandon it in favor of a pointless WOW update (double damn it).
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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It'll come out eventually. And the WoW fanboys will die out eventually.

Beating cripples is good, clean fun.
 

StigmataDiaboli

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May 18, 2009
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OBJECTION!!

That's bad for your own health as we all know that cripples are granted super powers to obliterate people they dislike into ash.

All classic platformers from the PS1 were ruined when their sequels hit the PS2
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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You are half sober, half high, and completely normal!
*twitch*

Blood is a good drink.
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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You are watching a murder. Don't lie like that :)

I am a bastard. But only at times.
 

Zombie_Fish

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Mar 20, 2009
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OBJECTION!
You're always a bastard or never a bastard. You can't switch between them.

I'm wearing a T-shirt.
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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OBJECTION!
You're wearing skin. And on top of your skin you have underwear. And on top of that you have shorts. And on top of your torso you're wearing...a longsleeve shirt. Because.

Loud music is good.