Objection!!!!!

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!!!!
You're getting too much sleep!!!!!!!

Statement:
I hate dogs and little kids.

 

[Levaetus]

OBJECTION!!!
Use your hate of dogs and capture one then throw it at the little kids!

Edgar Allen Poe are teh bestest writer evar!!!

 

[Vor@Tan]

OBJECTION!
Shakesphere (???) was!

i am the best poster in the world!! MWAHAHA!!!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Max is more entertaining.

Mario should take a break from games.

 

[Vor@Tan]

OBJECTION!
he should be violently ripped away from them

spiders are wicked

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They are creepy and fun to put in other people's hair.

Thumbtacks are very useful.

 

[Tmurda5632]

OBJECTION!
THEY hurt when ur stabbed repeatedly by them

Chocolate is good

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is wonderful!

The TF2 Meet the ___ videos are great.

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!
They are FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

Statement:
Neonbob will never, ever actually "nuke the whales". Right?... Right?

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
I'm working with my contacts in the russian markets right now. Those "whale wars" guys will never know what hit them!

Statement:
Resurrecting the thread was great!

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!!!
Resurrecting this thread was FUCKING AWESOME. Thank you for the compliment.


Statement:
There is no way that Neonbob got (at the time of writing) 5494 posts.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
The obvious post counter proves you wrong!

Statement:
They set us up the bomb.

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

OBJECTION!
There's no irritating beeping noise and my house is fully intact.

Statement:
Starcraft is serious business.

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!
Starcraft is what all RTS's hope to be like when they grow up (so far, none of them have been).

Statement:
Vin Diesel milks himself (ewww) as much as George Lucas milks his Star Wars and Indiana Jones franchises.

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

OBJECTION!
Vin Diesel is not a milk producing creature.

Statement:
I'm tired.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Nobody can match Lucas' efforts.
You're still online with us.

Statement:
Fire is the best toy in the world.

 

[Berethond]

OBJECTION!!!
Nuclear bombs.

I haven't seen this thread in FOREVER.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

OBJECTION!!1!
Neither have I.

People have most likely lapped themselves by this point.

 

[NeoAC]

OBJECTION!

I haven't run laps since high school!

Red Forman was the greatest TV dad ever.

 

[Lost In The Void]

OBJECTION
if we go by that notion, then Homer Simpson was the greatest TV dad

Memory foam is the best kind of bed to have