Objection!!!!!

[cj_iwakura]

OBJECTION!

Go play F.E.A.R., the game for the bravest of souls.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You didn't post a followup statement! I object to your blankness!

I am psychotic perfection personified.

 

[Crowghast]

[i\][b\]OBJECTION! ! ![/b][/i]
No one is perfect, personification is a literary technique, and you're only a self-diagnosed psychotic!

The Great Wall of China is the longest wall in the world.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is the biggest national compensation in history, if you know what I mean.

Caffeine is the best thing ever.

 

[Crowghast]

[i\][b\]OBJECTION! ! ![/b][/i]
Alcohol does greater wonders than ground coffee can ever achieve.

Vultures are scavengers.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They are the cleanup crew of the animal world.

Dead people start to decompose too quickly.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!
They don't decompose quickly enough!

Dead people smell funky.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They smell dead...and rotty.

It's a bad idea to poke a bloated corpse.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!
It may be bad but its fun.

It wrong to make someone think their eating veal when their actually eating human.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's funny as hell! Especially if you leave little hints around the dining room table...like teeth.

I cannot be caught.

 

[Sporky111]

OBJECTION
No one is beyond reach of the long arm of the law.

I can build Rome in a day.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It takes a day and a night.

I am going to be a lightning bug for a while now.

 

[Vor@Tan]

OBJECTION you've just been zapped by a gigantic galatic-spanning bug-zapper, and can't be anything right now

i love heavy breathing phone calls

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You love initiating those calls.
[sup]Me, too![/sup]

Telemarketers should die.

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!!!!
Only if I get to drive them insane first!

Laura Croft will never just fucking die.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
She cannot die...her boobs are bulletproof! And the legions of fans will never allow it.

Resurrecting threads is good.

 

[goatzilla8463]

OBJECTION!
eventually, they will come back to haunt and annoy you.

Pamela Anderson has the most plastic.

 

[the Tadman]

OBJECTION!!!
Britney spears ha-...Wait, oh nevermind you're right.

Penguins cannot fly.

 

[NeoAC]

OBJECTION!

How can it be a lie, when I'm doing it right now!

I should be getting a lot more sleep.