Objection!!!!!

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is a boring requirement to have a better job.

AE keeps popping in and out of this thread.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Because we're awesome! That's not a bad thing!

I have an attractive nature. To psychotics.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They are completely useless!
[sup]I didn't start it! *shudders again*[/sup]

Samuel L. Jackson is great!

 

[Lord George]

Objection!

Does he look like a *****? No then why are you playing him like one? He's not great he's a damn god.

I just watched desperate housewives.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
You watched South Park, as it is superior.

My computer's being retarded.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's being slow and difficult.

Talking with you people is fun.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
I don't visit dodgy sites. My mind is too innocent.

Merivale lies about me.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
He only makes up what he thinks is true. Or maybe he's crazy, and he thinks he can read your internet history.

It's funny to see someone else get kicked in the nuts.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You want to sleep! But you should deny that to yourself! Sleep deprivation is the way to go!

Merivale is funny.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Screw the whales. They deserve to be nuked, the smug, arrogant bastards.
[sup]Awww, shucks. Flattery will get you everywhere. That and gift bodies. [/sup]

Originality is a great thing.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Objection!
Under my regime originality will get you sent to the gulags.

Actors/actresses aren't real people.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They are real people! Just very shallow ones!

Running things over is fun!

 

[Sporky111]

OBJECTION
Running over objects is fun, running over people is just wrong.

People who text someone that is right next to them should be punched.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They should be shot. In the kneecaps. And then, while they're begging for mercy, then you punch them. In the nuts.
[sup]Cool new avatar, by the way.[/sup]

That was not harsh at all.

 

[Sporky111]

OBJECTION
It was brutal, and gave us all a glimpse of your true character.

We all now understand why Neonbob wants to nuke the whale.