Objection!!!!!

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!!!!
Only to some people.

Statement:
Mountain Dew is the best soda.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is one of the best. I don't know if I can pick the best right now.

I don't like touchscreen computers.

 

[Letsrock456]

OBJECTION!
Who does apart from shop-workers?

I've quit World of warcraft

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Since you've played it, you'll probably go back to it eventually...sigh.

My cell phone is great.

 

[goatzilla8463]

OBJECTION!
i'm sorry to break the news to you but nokia (please be right) duped you and gave you a fake one made of crackers.

I need more money.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You want more money. Nobody ever 100% needs money, it just makes situations easier to deal with.
[sup]Nope! It's an LG![/sup]

Static electricity is fun!

 

[Lord George]

Objection!
Static electricity is in fact just god touching you, now thats a creepy thought.

I am not a women.

 

[goatzilla8463]

OBJECTION!
*smirk* that's what the docters told you.

somethings will never get old.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They will get old...dear god, let them get old...
[sup]To get the raised text, use {sup} with [ ] instead of { }[/sup]

I am brilliant.

 

[goatzilla8463]

OBJECTION!
I'm brillianter.

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
I'm sure you can lie. You just don't like admitting it.

I hate rickrollers.

 

[Sporky111]

OBJECTION
You just hate Rick Astley

Bolt was a decent movie

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It was okay, but it was still a movie about animals...and those suck.

Wall-E was infinitely better.

 

[Sporky111]

OBJECTION
All that was good about Wall E went to waste when they showed the marshmallow people.

Pixar has a good record for making good movies

 

[goatzilla8463]

OBJECTION!
Pixar are actually really good but there are others as well....not that i know or can remember any ^o^

pineapples are the best fruits.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Grapefruits are better. Unless you're talking about their qualities as projectiles.

Antigrav boots would be awesome.

 

[goatzilla8463]

OBJECTION!
they will only cause you pain later in your life.

tipp-ex is useless shite.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It has its uses...somewhere...
[sup]Oh, it's whiteout...okay.[/sup]

It would be better to have wolverine's healing power than his claws.

Spoiler: Only watch this after posting your response

 

[goatzilla8463]

OBJECTION!
the claws are awesome.

America will die slowly.

shit, maybe the healing was a better idea.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
America will die in a blaze of hideousness. Probably because we all decide to nuke each other to hell and back a few times.

People should be able to fly.