Objection!!!!!

[NimbleJack3]

STATEMENT!

This is a lie

 

[terribleyetfun]

OBJECTION
it is the most true thing I`ve heard all day.

STATEMENT
Mexican standoff`s mean everyone has a gun pointed at them

 

[vxicepickxv]

OBJECTION
The Mexican standoff does not require guns, only a case where everyone could lose.

STATEMENT
Text Messages are destroying the English Language

 

[Dommyboy]

OBJECTION
The English language was already slaughtered by net speak and Americans.

STATEMENT
I dislike fish sticks. I also dislike fish sticks in me. I am not a gay fish.

 

[Shycte]

OBJECTION

What if it's a femele fish? Then it's not gay.

STATMENT

Judo is the best martial art

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!!
I know nothing about martial arts.

The Coon is the best super hero ever.<('.'<)

 

[maddawg IAJI]

OBJECTION!!!
Aquaman is the best superhero ever.

Harvard is the most expensive college in the USA.

 

[Berethond]

OBJECTION!!
It's really quite pitiful.

I hate my life.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Objection!!!

I hate your life too.

Statment
Why does every parent tell there kid that they could be president.

 

[terribleyetfun]

OBJECTION
mine does`nt because I live in Australia and there is no president.

STATEMENT
the apocalypse means the end of the world.

 

[Berethond]

OBJECTION!!
Apocalypse is actually the Greek word for 'revelation.'

I'm awesome because I know that.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!!
I'm awesomer!

I have toast as my avatar.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
"That isn't toast it's bread with a mild suntan"

If you don't understand that then you don't watch Shameless.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!
I don't watch anything.

I only watch T.V. a couple times a week.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
You don't have a TV.

I'm Zombie_Fish.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!
Your Al Gore pretending to be Zombie_Fish.

I dislike people who use the term 'The fact of the matter is'.

 

[AlexTheBucket2112]

OBJECTION!
Your Al Gore pretending to be Zombie_Fish.

I dislike people who use the term 'The fact of the matter is'.

OBJECTION!!

It makes you sound smart!

I wish xbox live was free.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

OBJECTION!!!!

Buy a ps3

statment:
I know where waldo is.

 

[AlexTheBucket2112]

OBJECTION!!!!

Buy a ps3

statment:
I know where waldo is.

OBJECTION!!!

Waldo is dead!



Pokemon is awesome. Esspesially yellow version!

 

[GodsOneMistake]

OBJECTION!!!
WALDO IS DEAD the on you are thinking of is is brother Walt

Statement
My Cat can smell lightning