Objection!!!!!

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!
Then why am I no longer allowed in church.

Camels are better than donkeys.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They spit at you and are just all-around dicks.

I use midgets as transportation.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!
Thats would be considered slave labor.

I use spoons as weapons.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They are meant for eating. And for drunk old men to make music with. You should use a spork.

I loves me my caffeine!

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!
Caffeine stunts your growth.

I think that strangers are friends you haven't met yet.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Strangers are weird.

I think CEOs should be paid minimum wage.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!
I agree.

I think that PETA should just take the hint and go away.

 

[Insert Funny Name Here]

Objection.

Who/what is PETA?

My cat smells like an elephant.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!
Elephants smell like elephants and cats smell like cats.

My newts are bigger than they should be.

 

[Player 2]

Objection!!!
your newts are fine as they are.

4chan is the most intelligent place on the internet

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!
The most intelligent place on the internet is the libraries website.

MGS is a great series.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's a great movie series.

The Chronicles of Riddick did stealth better.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!
Vin Diesel ruins everything.

I dislike Vin Diesel.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Objection!

I dislike Vin Diesel.

In 2008 ultra-nationalists are going to take over Russia and attempt to restore the Soviet Union, necessitating the interference of D Company, 1st Battalion, 5th Special Forces Group of the United States military in order to stem the advance of a new iron curtain. And yes that was the plot summary of the original Ghost Recon game.

 

[some random guy]

OBJECTION!
It's 2009 and that clearly didn't happen.

1+1=2.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!
1 is the loneliest number.

Cake will never measure up to delicious pie!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
What if it's crap pie? It'll easily measure up then.

I have a time machine.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!
Its just a cardboard box with the word Time Machine written on the side.

Zombies are REAL!

 

[Bibliomancer]

OBJECTION!
The werewolves ate them all.

Ducks can drive cars!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They're just incredibly stupid people.

We should shoot them anyway.