Objection!!!!!

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!
The Wizard Of Oz was scary

Clowns are scary.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Only if you haven't killed them!

Katanas are awesome.

 

[Berethond]

OBJECTION!!!!
Katanas are inferior.

The Japanese iron ore is inferior to European ore.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
European swords are never as kickass as a katana.

Uneven matchups are funny.

 

[Berethond]

OBJECTION!!!
Not really.

Also, the katana could not cut through/pierce the knight's armor (Medieval OR Renaissance).

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
...but it's still cool as hell...

Guns are the great equalizers.

 

[Berethond]

OBJECTION!!!
Guns with proper training are the great equalizers.

I wouldn't give a gun to an untrained person. (Unless I'm in a horror movie, then everyone magically knows how to use weapons.)

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's not magic! It's the result of the "oh shit" chemicals of our brain getting to the right parts!

Fox news is hard to watch.

 

[Berethond]

OBJECTION!!!
At least it's not Liberal-o-centric. Ya know, like everybody else.

Actually, TV Tropes calls it 'Phlebotinum'. But I like to call it 'Movie Magic Dust.'

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Phlebotinum is more confusing to normal people.

Confusion is a wonderful thing.

 

[NeoAC]

OBJECTION!

I agree! Wait, what?

Charles de Gaulle airport is the worst airport in the world!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
There's a place in Tennessee that's worse.

Traveling sucks.

 

[Arcticflame]

OBJECTION!
Staying at home and getting fat off doritos and pizza is worse.

Doritos are nasty.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Doritos are tasty.

Sugar is great.

 

[Vor@Tan]

OBJECTION!
they rot your teeth and brains

keyboard skills are required for this post

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They are helpful, not necessary.

I can type with my eyes closed.

 

[Berethond]

OBJECTION!!!
It's not that hard at all.

I typed all of this with my eyes closed.

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!!!!
To quote Red vs. Blue: "Whoopty-fuckin'-do."


Statement:
Just so that we are all on the same page... I think this forum might've turned into a calm flame war.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's not a flame war! It's a water war! They're more fun, and are less destructive.

I want glowy blue eyes.

 

[Amarok]

OBJECTION!
You want dull brown eyes and you FUCKING know it.

I am a wonderful person