Objection!!!!!

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's a reserved room with some other angels.
Like the whoever made bikinis.
[sup]D'aww. We couldn't forget about you, Chef!
And not much. I'm trying to finish a creative writing thing, but I'm at a wall.
Bleh. Yourself?[/sup]

Stopping a bus can be hard.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Anything worth doing is worth doing well, just use your bare hands.
[sup]Thanks Neon! Good luck with the writing. I'll PM you something you might find interesting in a minute here as to how I'm doing right now.[/sup]


Getting a $750 gift card as a tip is pretty damn sweet.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's beyond sweet.
It is epic and incredible.
[sup]Thanks. What's up with you?[/sup]

Down time is wonderful.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

OBJECTION!!
left time is better

I would rename myself Monocle Man if I could

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Your name should never be changed. Gods would get confused.



Religion is a weird thing to contemplate.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Only if you aren't into it.
[sup]Chef, you are without a doubt, my internet hero.
^_^[/sup]

Epic stories rule.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

OBJECTION!
if they are epic then there should be more of them then it would be a saga

testicles unless you are a angry or sad person or just don't like pets you will learn to love whatever pet that you get

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Pure, dumb, unexplainable bouts of weird luck rule.
[sup]Thanks, man! Ok, I really gotta go this time. Night![/sup]


New air conditioners are a blessing from Cthulhu.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

OBJECTION!!
they are a gift from satan

bbq's were given to us from Cthulhu

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They're a blessing from all the elder gods.
[sup]Bye Chef![/sup]

Sticks are not meant for stabbing.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

OBJECTION!!
say that to any given caveman sir

the companion cube CANNOT talk, take NO heed to it's advice

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're just not listening enough.

Randomness is fun.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

OBJECTION!!
it id random DUH!!

alcohol is the cause and solution of all life's problems
[sup]ah................... grandma just walked into the room, cracked a huge fart, then left[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is most certainly neither.
They are:
People and high explosives, respectively.

Talking to people online all day is normal.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

OBJECTION!!
not for social people, ironicly

it's been days but that flatulense still haunts me

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! It's not haunting you, just lingering in your undies like a ninja, waiting to strike again.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
We do not leave blank spaces here!

Having a browning automatic rifle would be sweet.

 

[angrytaco26]

OBJECTION!
Having 20 AK-47s would be sweet-er

It can snow in Las Vegas

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
There could also be a tsunami, but you don't see that happening.

Smiling is a knee-jerk response.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

OBJECTION!!
punching someone in the face is

good cop, bad cop is alot funnier when it is SUPERLY embelished