Oliveira, that would be awkward wouldn't it.
*Swinging swinging swingi--* Aw balls, did I hit you with that? Sorry man. You bleedin'? Yep, you're bleedin'. Hey, mind if I take that sword. Ooh, that's a nice ring. Wouldn't mind those boots either. Alright, pleasure talking to ya.
Anyways, I didn't ever join the Dark Brotherhood. I wanted to, but then I finished that Knights of the Nine thing and found out I couldn't use the Crusader Equipment if my Infamy got too far, and my god, I wouldn't have been willing to do that bloody Pilgrimage again.
EDIT: Also, I watched someone get visited by the Recruiter for the Brotherhood, and I saw him turn invisible afterwards, and I was thinking...
Damn, I would've picked his pocket.