Obscure Gaming Quotes

[mettle_edge]

"Self destruct in 60 seconds"
"Oh the humiliation! Destroyed by squishies AWWWWWWW, I'll never live this down..."
"Times up"
"What?! That wasn't even close to 60 seconds!"
"Bye bye!"

Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal

 

[Brandon237]

"Moo? Primitive, yet strangely profound."
"Braaaaaaaaaains. Oh and uh moo."

Destroy all Humans said by radioactive cows.

I put a DAH quote her myself

Very good, although the first one was said by the guy on the Mothership, whose name I can't recall just now, not the radioactive cows.

Now lets see if you can guess the next quote I gave:

"That was fun, but only because this is the 22nd century. Kids who put hamsters in microwave ovens in my time get taken away from their parents and put up for adoption. So DON'T DO IT."

Okay, I know I don't know the second game, 'cause if I did I would probably have used that quote myself. You got me...

 

[Dr. Paine]

"Technically this is a civilian ship. I'm probably lucky you're still wearing pants. "

 

[Carlan]

"Moo? Primitive, yet strangely profound."
"Braaaaaaaaaains. Oh and uh moo."

Destroy all Humans said by radioactive cows.

I put a DAH quote her myself

Very good, although the first one was said by the guy on the Mothership, whose name I can't recall just now, not the radioactive cows.

Now lets see if you can guess the next quote I gave:

"That was fun, but only because this is the 22nd century. Kids who put hamsters in microwave ovens in my time get taken away from their parents and put up for adoption. So DON'T DO IT."

Okay, I know I don't know the second game, 'cause if I did I would probably have used that quote myself. You got me...

I'm pretty sure that was answered upthread, but in case it wasn't that's from Day of the Tentacle.

 

[coldfrog]

"Under the power of the Southern Cross, anything is possible"

Not sure if that's EXACTLY the quote, but I know it's close.

And another:

"Dispatch, this is 504. Suspect ran a red light."

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"Would you kindly?"

"The cake is a lie."

"That was the first time I died."

Well you wanted obscurity...

Edit: Hope I wasn't ninja'd but wasn't about to leaf through 9 pages of quotes.

Bioshock, Portal, and The Darkness respectively.

 

[-Drifter-]

Because this thread hasn't been done a million times before.

Anyway, you post a video game quote you think is obscure, people try to guess the game it's from while posting their own. I'll start.

"What a strange and beautiful world I beheld, but dangerous too, I was certain. And I was friendless and homeless, and so I prayed."

No cheating.

Who else would be capable of such barbaric acts!?

Is that Gauntlet?

Nope!

I don't recognize your quote. Are we thinking of the same game? How do we tell?

Quote: "Who else would be capable of such barbaric acts?"

Clue: artificial intelligence.

In that case, I'm thinking not.

 

[MisterGobbles]

"Sharp as a tack, Thomas."

NO ONE will get this one.

Uhhh.....The only thing that comes to mind is the World Ends With You, which has that exact line but with someone's elses name.

Never did get around to playing that one, but good guess. The line is from Soldier of Fortune: Payback. Twas a terrible, terrible game.

 

[Skratt]

If someone knows this, I'm going to marry that person....

Character A : "War's boring. Anyone else bored?"
Character B : "You should learn to appreciate any downtime Koslowski. Makes combat more exciting."
Character A : "Okay. I spy with my little eye, something beginning with....G"
Character B : "Gun"
Character A : "Err.. no, it's not gun"
Character B : " It's gun, isn't it Koslowski? Jees, you even cheat at I-Spy!"
Character A : "It's not gun, it's jeep"
Character B: "Jeep doesn't start with G, you meathead!"
Character A: "Okay, okay, not jeep.I mean....grass"
Character B : "Grass?!"

LOL, it sounds like a typical conversation on the internet short series Red Vs. Blue. God I loved that show.

 

[Aidinthel]

"Look, man, all I know is, I keep making up the most ridiculous price I can think of, and you keep paying it! So I ask you: who's the foo'?"

"Technically this is a civilian ship. I'm probably lucky you're still wearing pants. "

Mass Effect 2, Shepard talking to Joker.

 

[le picklez]

"Look, man, all I know is, I keep making up the most ridiculous price I can think of, and you keep paying it! So I ask you: who's the foo'?"

"Technically this is a civilian ship. I'm probably lucky you're still wearing pants. "

Mass Effect 2, Shepard talking to Joker.

Sam and max season 1
And how about: "In order to save the world, you have to kick a few old ladies down the stairs"

 

[ExaltedK9]

"Would you kindly?"

"The cake is a lie."

"That was the first time I died."

Well you wanted obscurity...

Edit: Hope I wasn't ninja'd but wasn't about to leaf through 9 pages of quotes.

Bioshock, Portal, and The Darkness respectively.

Truly nothing gets past you. Ok, if I have to step up my game, try these on for size:

"This town, nobody looks me in the eyes anymore."

"War... War never changes."

"War has changed."

And I'll be impressed if you can get this speech.

"Join us brothers and sisters. Join us in the shadows where we stand vigilant. Join us in the oath that cannot be foresworn. And if you should perish, know that we will someday join you."

Might not be word for word, but should have enough to go by.... and it can't be Googled.

 

[Ophi]

From the same game.

"_____... Please live... Even if all the cities burn, and the seas swallow _____... You mustn't die... Not you..."

"TO WING, BROTHERS. KEEP UP WITH ME IF YOU CAN!!11"

And from its prequel comes these gems, both from the same character...

"Sure, no problem! Hmmm... I guess I'll just... sit down here and... knit... something... Ooo, look! A bear!"

"Ha! LIAR! Deceitful, lying, squinty coward! That was the very moment I marked you as my archrival! Don't pretend not to care!"

 

[Gearran]

How's this for obscure?

"This billboard greets you this evening. All is well, good night."

 

[Gearran]

Is this Army of Two?

Person A: "Cover me"
Person B: "Fuck you man, cover ME!!"

ahhhh I will always remember that xD

Is this Army of Two?

 

[Amethyst Wind]

"Hey sis, this one's a little weird."

I'm about 80% sure this one is from FFVII, either in the Don Corneo bit (Specifically, the Honeybee Inn scene) or at some point in the Gold Saucer. If it's not FFVII, I know I've played whatever game it is from, because I recognize the line.

Well, it's FFVII, but not the part you're thinking of.

 

[blind_dead_mcjones]

here's a couple, (names ommited for spoiler purposes)

character 1: "your job? men under your command entrusted you with their lives!"
character 2: "i eliminated expendable targets in the line of duty as per my orders-"
character 1: "I know the rhetoric, but it doesn't change what you are."
character 2: "what WE are. how many men have you killed to get here? all of them, they were just doing their jobs did they deserve to die? all i'm doing is what i was trained to do!"

and this short one
"we're both ravens right? no hard feelings."

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

"Hey sis, this one's a little weird."

I'm about 80% sure this one is from FFVII, either in the Don Corneo bit (Specifically, the Honeybee Inn scene) or at some point in the Gold Saucer. If it's not FFVII, I know I've played whatever game it is from, because I recognize the line.

Well, it's FFVII, but not the part you're thinking of.

Since I already have the game down, is it okay to google it? I know I'm going to feel like an idiot when I find out what part it's from, I can almost see the model of the character that says the line.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

"Hey sis, this one's a little weird."

I'm about 80% sure this one is from FFVII, either in the Don Corneo bit (Specifically, the Honeybee Inn scene) or at some point in the Gold Saucer. If it's not FFVII, I know I've played whatever game it is from, because I recognize the line.

Well, it's FFVII, but not the part you're thinking of.

Since I already have the game down, is it okay to google it? I know I'm going to feel like an idiot when I find out what part it's from, I can almost see the model of the character that says the line.

Ah well you've trapped yourself by asking permission. So I say no you cannot google it. The answer is inside of you, my son.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

I know you feel safe here, but I could crush your windpipe before anyone notices.