Obvious or simple stuff that you realized really late.

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Helmet

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Zenode said:
Also Head and Shoulders will get rid of Aliens from another Planet (cookie for reference)
Only Garlic Head and Shoulders, right?

Regarding the "bed" thing, imagine your bead has a headboard and a footrest. b <headboard e< mattress d< footrest.

bed. See it now?
 

Rainchild7

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In my History class my teacher would put quotes someone said on the blackboard everyday. About 80% of the time the quotes came from and were written by Anon. After seeing few hundred insightful great quotes by Anon I began to wonder. Whoever this Anon guy is, HE'S A FREAKIN GENIUS!!
Later one of my friends informed me Anon is just Anonymous, lol right? What kind of parents would name their child Anonymous!
 

Klepa

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Back when the internet was new, and we were really stupidly young, it was cool to go out in this radio station's chatroom, and just.. chat. We were like eight years old, and the internet had been around for less than a year, but we were already trolling like pros, pretending to be some barely legal schoolgirls looking for love. We had barely grasped the basic concept of different lady- and boy-parts, so talking about them with strangers was really funny to us.

But one thing always eluded us.

Who the hell was that Anonymous guy? He was almost always there. Every time we logged in, Anonymous was there. Sometimes there were more than one, clearly someone trying to impersonate the real Anonymous. Who even had the money to stay online for such long periods of time? We were paying by the minute, goddamnit!

I solved this mystery after a while, and let me tell you, my classmates were pissing honey, and my shit was made of gold, when I told them what "Anonymous" actually meant.
 

Nick Bounty

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Skarin said:
Last month my girlfriend and I planned a road trip to Italy but neither of us could take our own cars at the time so we opted for the more expensive rental car option (it was bigger so could carry more people and luggage). Throughout the entire trip I could never figure out which side the fuel tank was on when we made stops, until on the return trip back to UK, I finally realized that if you look at the gas gauge (subsequently this is in most modern cars) there is a little arrow telling you what side the tank is on.



Niffty eh?
I would have never noticed that.
 

Syl4r

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The gamecube logo:

The purple bit is a G, and the white black space in the middle is a C.
 

Caligulove

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Amethyst Wind said:
Torchwood is an Anagram of Doctor Who.
holy shit! It is.

As for me I just realized the coffee I've been drinking every last few mornings has been decaf. But I guess my mind has treated it like it wasn't. Crazy.
 
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havass said:
and those idiots playing the ukelele.
Normally I cannot bring myself to be so evil in a game. Those bards unleashed something.

OT: SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE!

Nah, of course not, I knew all about that. Or did Dumbledore kill Snape...? (No.)

I'm not sure actually. I spent the Christmas holidays in seclusion from society so there weren't really many opportunities to be proven stupid about something.
 

Tonimata

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ShredHead said:
Tonimata said:
I realized WAY too late that I'm good with a guitar on my hand...
Why can't I retain something so simple as the G minor harmonic scale with an augmented 5th? WHYYYYY?!!
That scale would sound horrible, that's just augmenting the fourth and the fifth, effectively moving the scale up a semitone for just two notes.
Heheheheh, guilty as charged, I was just trying to make something as contrivedly ridiculous as possible to see if anyone would actually realize. And yes, it does sound horrible :p
I like to play around with scales, it's my one sin (if you don't count the others)
Still, hat goes off to you.
 

ItsAChiaotzu

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Tonimata said:
ShredHead said:
Tonimata said:
I realized WAY too late that I'm good with a guitar on my hand...
Why can't I retain something so simple as the G minor harmonic scale with an augmented 5th? WHYYYYY?!!
That scale would sound horrible, that's just augmenting the fourth and the fifth, effectively moving the scale up a semitone for just two notes.
Heheheheh, guilty as charged, I was just trying to make something as contrivedly ridiculous as possible to see if anyone would actually realize. And yes, it does sound horrible :p
I like to play around with scales, it's my one sin (if you don't count the others)
Still, hat goes off to you.
Touche good sir, I was worried you were gonna pull some theory out of your arse and own me but now my worth as a human being has been boosted.
 

Tonimata

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ShredHead said:
Tonimata said:
ShredHead said:
Tonimata said:
I realized WAY too late that I'm good with a guitar on my hand...
Why can't I retain something so simple as the G minor harmonic scale with an augmented 5th? WHYYYYY?!!
That scale would sound horrible, that's just augmenting the fourth and the fifth, effectively moving the scale up a semitone for just two notes.
Heheheheh, guilty as charged, I was just trying to make something as contrivedly ridiculous as possible to see if anyone would actually realize. And yes, it does sound horrible :p
I like to play around with scales, it's my one sin (if you don't count the others)
Still, hat goes off to you.
Touche good sir, I was worried you were gonna pull some theory out of your arse and own me but now my worth as a human being has been boosted.
Yeah, I do that. It's my job, you see. I invented it :D
Keep rockin'!
 

DownpourLiar

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Well there is this poster in my Stats class and i just recently got it during a test. It says "The best angle is the try angle." It took me half the year to figure out it was talking about the shape too.
 

Buizel91

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FrndlyMisanthrpe said:
EcksTeaSea said:
Dolores rhymes with what female body part? It took me years to figure that out after seeing it on Seinfeld.
Really? That took me about 20 seconds just now.
I don't know about stuff it took me forever to get.
im still confused =S