Back when the internet was new, and we were really stupidly young, it was cool to go out in this radio station's chatroom, and just.. chat. We were like eight years old, and the internet had been around for less than a year, but we were already trolling like pros, pretending to be some barely legal schoolgirls looking for love. We had barely grasped the basic concept of different lady- and boy-parts, so talking about them with strangers was really funny to us.
But one thing always eluded us.
Who the hell was that Anonymous guy? He was almost always there. Every time we logged in, Anonymous was there. Sometimes there were more than one, clearly someone trying to impersonate the real Anonymous. Who even had the money to stay online for such long periods of time? We were paying by the minute, goddamnit!
I solved this mystery after a while, and let me tell you, my classmates were pissing honey, and my shit was made of gold, when I told them what "Anonymous" actually meant.