If I meet you and I like you, the first time we have a conversation I will do nothing but take shots at you.
I can quote the entirety of all 3 of V's speeches from the film 'V for Vendetta' with no mistakes, as well as any of Smith's speeches from the entire Matrix Trilogy.
I read books faster if I read the chapters in backwards order.
To this day I have defaced 274 Bibles and I keep a running count.
I once spent an entire week sitting in the isle of WHSmith reading every 'classic' book on the shelf next to me.
If I stand up in a warm place for too long I will faint (which almost led to fainting during sex once, that would have been awkward).
If someone is a total asshole to me, I will form an obsessive attraction towards them for at least 2 weeks.
I constantly fantasise about being a professional wrestler.
If I need to talk to someone, I will talk the conversation out loud to myself in all possible variants beforehand.
Whenever I have an important decision to make, I always end up thinking of it in terms of which option has greater potential for me meeting guys.