Oddest Dream You've Ever Had

[Optimus Hagrid]

Giygas themed plantpots and Cornwall being oppressed by furry dictators.

There was some other stuff in that dream, but... Giygas themed plantpots and Cornwall being oppressed by furry dictators.

 

[Uncreative]

Well, once I was kidnapped by a Naruto character to join a band...

Then there was the one where the world was being infested by these writhing masses of maggots.
Once they hatched into flies, they would swarm around people's heads, and after a few seconds the people would just...turn into zombies, kinda. Huge masses of flies would still hover around them, and they'd acted all zombie ish, that's for sure.

Also had one where Jake Gyllenhaal was playing the lead roll in an apocalypse movie. These evil alien plant things were infesting people and taking them over. Not normal Rawr-Evil-Plants either, these were weird little quarter-inch dots that would kind float along a surface. It would look like one, but when it watched something tons more would just come out from behind it, and form these weird circular patterns on the wall, shifting about.
Jake and the nameless girl that was with him had to burn down and escape a hotel that had been taken over, but as they were getting away you could see the charred bodies of the taken that the plants had used to keep safe in creaking and moving around.

My parents really like watching zombie movies while I'm asleep on the couch, the bastards.

 

[Pyrignis]

The worst dream/nightmare I can remember at the moment (there are bound to be more) is where I got killed.

The whole dream was one of those you-run-but-can't-move type's. I got chased by something I couldn't see, but I knew was horrible. I don't mean regular "o, that's not nice" horrible, but "eldritch abomination" horrible. The dream ended when it got me and started tearing open my chest. I couldn't scream because my lungs were gone, until I sort of woke up and screamed myself awake.
Good times. =P

Wait, this is about oddest dreams. sorry, OT: Everything was red and yellow (McDonalds style).
There were trampolines and rubber duckies, everything started spinning and I woke up. Terribly sick.

 

[devbot2]

mine was last night. in it aliens attacked the earth and turned people into zombies. I was always trying to escape them and i had this wierd grappling hook that also turned into a hat that i could wear that turned into a sort of helecopter.

I have the most fucked up dreams every night.

 

[Nyan Cat]

Oddest dream hey? I will have to go with a recurring one I have every now and then.

It starts off with my dad and me in a car, driving in... well I don't know where, I'm just going to say Pennsylvania because that's the only place I can think of that has castles (why? I don't know why). Anyway, we arrive at this one castle because the car ran out of fuel. So we knock on the door, and who else but some guy who no doubt is a vampire (Dracula). He invites us in to stay the night, whilst he sends his servant into town to get some fuel. Then, I dunno, somehow Dracula gets mad and starts to chase my dad and I throughout his castle, then Chuckie (you know from those Child's Play movies I think? the possessed doll) pops out of no where and starts chasing us as well. It's pretty much that for a few minutes until I wake up.

 

[Supernatural Girl]

I had a dream where I was transporting Mexican women to safety. I was dressed all in combats and stuff, and hiding in some low bushes, while the Mexican women were hiding in a tree line. Then the Russians came along and spotted me. So they zip-tied my hands behind my back, noticed I was a woman, noticed dozens of Mexican women and then shot me in the face with a pistol. They then proceed to rape all of the Mexican women, some of whom were pregnant. And one of them had a crazy semi-bungee jumping contraption used for raping.

Yeah... psychoanalysis that!

 

[InnerRebellion]

I was 3. In the dream, I pull up to a house. Apparently I'm at the birthday party for some kid I know. I go inside, and after about twenty minutes, the kid's dad tells us there's a killer upstairs and he has the birthday kid. He points to a poster of a green-skinned guy with blood covering half his face, then proceeds to tell me to go upstairs and find him. I run away and when I get outside, the house is now floating on a rock in the sky. I go back inside and slowly go up the stairs. I open a door and there's the killer, waving his knife at the birthday boy. He sees me and runs at me. I turn, run and jump over the stairway railing and land on the floor, run out of the house and dive off the rock-island-thing.


Fucked up for a three year old.