Oddest Dream You've Ever Had
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Well, I had a dream one time where I went to the refrigerator to get an afternoon snack. And the first thing I laid my eyes on was a pack of fried chicken. I took a few of the pieces and started to chew on them, but then the chewing noise started to become a heavily pronounced crunching noise. When I picked the chicken out of my mouth, out came a dirty black cockroach. And when I looked in the pack, all of the chicken had turned into a disgusting pack of roaches. GROSS!! I felt like that was symbolic in some way, however I don't remember anything particularly bad that happened to me the following day.
I dreamt I was in a clearing, with a vague group of people. We all walked forward between some trees and there was a large low square rock covered with colourful helmets. I grabbed the one on the corner nearest me, then walked on past.
I though little of the dream afterwards - it's not exactly outstanding, is it?
Then, a couple of months later I was on a holiday camp, rock climbing somewhere near Devon.
Same fukken clearing, same helmet, same spot on the SAME DAMN ROCK. From the same perspective. Freaked me out, I can tell you. Not the only time, but certainly the most vivid that I've had some SERIOUS deja vu.
I though little of the dream afterwards - it's not exactly outstanding, is it?
Then, a couple of months later I was on a holiday camp, rock climbing somewhere near Devon.
Same fukken clearing, same helmet, same spot on the SAME DAMN ROCK. From the same perspective. Freaked me out, I can tell you. Not the only time, but certainly the most vivid that I've had some SERIOUS deja vu.
I've had a dream when I was younger (like...13 or so), where I was going around trying to figure out why refrigerators were eating people. For help, I both had Littlefoot and Cera(from Land Before Time), Ecco The Dolphin, and Miles "Tails" Prower. Oh, did I mention I was a little beagle, at the time, too?
...yeah. I think I had that dream when I was sick and taking Nyquil, but I could be mistaken.
...yeah. I think I had that dream when I was sick and taking Nyquil, but I could be mistaken.
as a child i had a dream that kiss was standing above me taunting me then he started shaking his head from side to side quickly increacing the size of his mouth untill it was big enough to eat my whole . . . that was fear incarnate when i was a kid scared the begebus out of me
To Quote myself in a past thread
"It started with me flying through the empty air in the sky, when i landed i was shooting aliens who turned out to be robot zombies who were in the fbi. anyways i woke up... in the dream and it was day time and my father was getting out of jail which was hella badass cause he was awesome for some reason, not sure why he was in jail. my mother character (who i think was the actress who plays cuddy in house) was in the kitchen and was saying my best friend called. so i went to his house and we hung out, afterwards i left to the precinct to pick up my dad. Now this so far is fine, but... my "camera" point of view starts to follow the best friend back to my house were my mother character offered herself to my friend. after that event (my dream censors it self) my mom said that they should stop, and my friend was like whatever. and we skip ahead a day and my friend somehow drugged my mom and was raping her in a male bathroom of a nice restaurant. a patron comes in, and my friend wacks him with a baseball bat and decides to rape him. Now for some reason he slits his throat (not sure how) and continues to butt rape him, bathing himself in the blood weeping from his throat.
Now the camera goes to me and my dad sitting on the home couch talking and watching the news and a story comes on about a restaurant massacre, where everyone was violated and killed. Just as this story comes on my dad said that he was sick or something and needed a drug (i think it was like some anti-depressant or something i don't remember) and my mom is walking through the door without being seen and goes upstairs. So i decide to go to the drug store and my friend comes over as i leave and he decides to come with me.
Now it's midnight or something and me and my friend are walking somewhere when he says that he raped my mom and so i decide to punch him in the face. He falls and grabs a crowbar from the ground and hits me as hard as he can in the stomach, making me winch in catastrophic pain then again in the face, and i start to fade in and out of reality. He then decides he wants to rape me... and i woke up (thank christ)
Now what was weird was that when i woke up my stomach was in enormous pain, my face was bleeding (i think it was my nose) and my hand was bruised. but yeah that was my most recent nightmare that i remember. WEE wall of text"
"It started with me flying through the empty air in the sky, when i landed i was shooting aliens who turned out to be robot zombies who were in the fbi. anyways i woke up... in the dream and it was day time and my father was getting out of jail which was hella badass cause he was awesome for some reason, not sure why he was in jail. my mother character (who i think was the actress who plays cuddy in house) was in the kitchen and was saying my best friend called. so i went to his house and we hung out, afterwards i left to the precinct to pick up my dad. Now this so far is fine, but... my "camera" point of view starts to follow the best friend back to my house were my mother character offered herself to my friend. after that event (my dream censors it self) my mom said that they should stop, and my friend was like whatever. and we skip ahead a day and my friend somehow drugged my mom and was raping her in a male bathroom of a nice restaurant. a patron comes in, and my friend wacks him with a baseball bat and decides to rape him. Now for some reason he slits his throat (not sure how) and continues to butt rape him, bathing himself in the blood weeping from his throat.
Now the camera goes to me and my dad sitting on the home couch talking and watching the news and a story comes on about a restaurant massacre, where everyone was violated and killed. Just as this story comes on my dad said that he was sick or something and needed a drug (i think it was like some anti-depressant or something i don't remember) and my mom is walking through the door without being seen and goes upstairs. So i decide to go to the drug store and my friend comes over as i leave and he decides to come with me.
Now it's midnight or something and me and my friend are walking somewhere when he says that he raped my mom and so i decide to punch him in the face. He falls and grabs a crowbar from the ground and hits me as hard as he can in the stomach, making me winch in catastrophic pain then again in the face, and i start to fade in and out of reality. He then decides he wants to rape me... and i woke up (thank christ)
Now what was weird was that when i woke up my stomach was in enormous pain, my face was bleeding (i think it was my nose) and my hand was bruised. but yeah that was my most recent nightmare that i remember. WEE wall of text"
I just remembered a weird dream I had a while ago. I don't remember a lot of it but here's what I do remember.
First I was in what I think was a mountain hut sharpening pencil crayons on a table with a hand-crank sharpener. I walked out of the hut and was on what I think was a snowy mountain plateau with a couple of milk floats turning in circles on the spot. Next thing I know, I'm driving a milk float along a familiar looking road. As I approach a roundabout, I look to the left and see an elephant on a driveway, then I look the other way and see a crowd of african aborigines charging across the road on a zebra crossing towards the elephant. Then I woke up.
Anybody got any weird dreams to mention?
First I was in what I think was a mountain hut sharpening pencil crayons on a table with a hand-crank sharpener. I walked out of the hut and was on what I think was a snowy mountain plateau with a couple of milk floats turning in circles on the spot. Next thing I know, I'm driving a milk float along a familiar looking road. As I approach a roundabout, I look to the left and see an elephant on a driveway, then I look the other way and see a crowd of african aborigines charging across the road on a zebra crossing towards the elephant. Then I woke up.
Anybody got any weird dreams to mention?
Perhaps not the weirdest, but the shortest and the one I love the most.
I'm a doctor. I'm holding a clip board in my left hand and and I'm wearing a white doctor's coat. I turn toward the 'camera' and say "Une momento." Then I turn to my right where the is a dog (A pug I think) sitting on a stool. I punch the dog in the face.
I woke up laughing...
I'm a doctor. I'm holding a clip board in my left hand and and I'm wearing a white doctor's coat. I turn toward the 'camera' and say "Une momento." Then I turn to my right where the is a dog (A pug I think) sitting on a stool. I punch the dog in the face.
I woke up laughing...
My weirdest dream i ever had was a precognitive dream.
I go to a Catholic school in England with it's own Chapel. We celebrate all the catholic festivals, normally having an hour mass to celebrate.
So one night about a week before Ash Wednesday, I had a dream about Ash Wednesday. I was at school in the Chapel to celebrate Ash Wednesday. We sung 3 hymns in the mass, each one I remembered after waking up once the dream was over.
The next week on Ash Wednesday I go into the chapel for the mass, and coincidently THE THREE HYMNS that I dreamt of the previous week was the exact hymns that came up.
one word.. WEIRD
I go to a Catholic school in England with it's own Chapel. We celebrate all the catholic festivals, normally having an hour mass to celebrate.
So one night about a week before Ash Wednesday, I had a dream about Ash Wednesday. I was at school in the Chapel to celebrate Ash Wednesday. We sung 3 hymns in the mass, each one I remembered after waking up once the dream was over.
The next week on Ash Wednesday I go into the chapel for the mass, and coincidently THE THREE HYMNS that I dreamt of the previous week was the exact hymns that came up.
one word.. WEIRD
I was on a train. It was the sort with separate cabins with two seats facing each other and a table in between. There was a somebody sitting opposite to me but I didn't pay much attention to him. We had just left the station. I looked out the window and saw a street below, but no bridge, or even tracks. Our movement was uneven, sort of lunge-stop-lunge. I realized the train moved like a mechanical caterpillar from one rooftop to the next. I actually saw it for a moment from the outside, somehow.
Then a lunch trailer entered the cabin and we were given deep plates of what looked like dead crickets the size of my middle finger swimming in quicksilver. The person opposite me looked disgusted and said "This is your fault. Why are you so obsessed with bugs tonight?"
Before I could answer, one of the crickets on my plate came alive and jumped at me. That's when I woke up.
Then a lunch trailer entered the cabin and we were given deep plates of what looked like dead crickets the size of my middle finger swimming in quicksilver. The person opposite me looked disgusted and said "This is your fault. Why are you so obsessed with bugs tonight?"
Before I could answer, one of the crickets on my plate came alive and jumped at me. That's when I woke up.
Last night I dreamed that I was in a cruiser that had just landed, when I was walking out of the cruiser there came some terrorist group, then I took a sword that was in Arkham Asylum and started killing the terrorists and though that 'Man Rocksteady made some good weapons'. Then I started slowly stabbing the sword through one of the terrorists head (He was lying on the ground), then he still tried to kill me with his hands even when the sword was through hes head, I though that 'Thats not possible, damn those game devs' but soon he died. Then I went on to kill the main terrorist, he also had a sword and was very hard to kill, he kept dodging and countering, but I finally killed him, then I woke up.
Too much video games.
Too much video games.
I dreamed that I and my crack team of heroin addicts(word jokes from the unconscious are the best) made a air of Daedalus like wings out of canvas and twigs. After a full day of flying I fell and died. Both were the greatest liberties I've ever known. I rued the moment I woke up.
You have come to the right place. Within this week, I have dreamt of horrendously gory torture porn (yet I stay away from horror films), about Smurfs in jail, my mum becoming fat and my complex emotions thereafter (I felt guilty for being embarrassed of her). I also dreamt about a group of boys talking about algebra, whilst spouting witty jokes that I couldn't come up with if I were awake. There was also some crap about dinosaurs and a giant clay temple, but it's all a bit hazy.
I've never had a wet dream, though. Weird.
I've never had a wet dream, though. Weird.