Oddest Dream You've Ever Had
- Thread starter Skeleon
- Start date
Recommended Videos
Weirdest dream I ever had...
Ok.
So I'm sitting in my room in the dream, when I hear this loud explosion. I run downstairs to see SWAT troops running into my house, firing at my family. I run back upstairs, kick in my parents' closet and whip out my dad's hunting rifle. Hiding at the top of the stairs, I start blowing the SWAT troops' heads off. After I run out of ammo, I start pelting the remaining SWAT with the shells and throw the gun at them, only to get shot...in slow motion. then the "camera" starts rotating around me like its a bad kung-fu movie, and I eventually get hit. I wake up in the hospital to see my girlfriend's EVIL mother glaring at me. Before I can even move, she draws a .44 Magnum and shoots me in the chest, then leaves. MY girlfriend then enters, and for some friking odd reason, she's wearing a jacket I lost in a fire when I was seven. Before anything happens, Cloud bursts into the room, grabs me and teleports me to the middle of some castle in Scotland. I look out a window and see an army of Space Marines marching towards us and pull out my Yu-gi-oh deck. I summon my three Blue Eyes and they decimate the Marines. Then the castle explodes and I end up in Heaven. And have an argument with God. And kick him out and make Heaven an Atheist-Exclusive Bar.
Ok.
So I'm sitting in my room in the dream, when I hear this loud explosion. I run downstairs to see SWAT troops running into my house, firing at my family. I run back upstairs, kick in my parents' closet and whip out my dad's hunting rifle. Hiding at the top of the stairs, I start blowing the SWAT troops' heads off. After I run out of ammo, I start pelting the remaining SWAT with the shells and throw the gun at them, only to get shot...in slow motion. then the "camera" starts rotating around me like its a bad kung-fu movie, and I eventually get hit. I wake up in the hospital to see my girlfriend's EVIL mother glaring at me. Before I can even move, she draws a .44 Magnum and shoots me in the chest, then leaves. MY girlfriend then enters, and for some friking odd reason, she's wearing a jacket I lost in a fire when I was seven. Before anything happens, Cloud bursts into the room, grabs me and teleports me to the middle of some castle in Scotland. I look out a window and see an army of Space Marines marching towards us and pull out my Yu-gi-oh deck. I summon my three Blue Eyes and they decimate the Marines. Then the castle explodes and I end up in Heaven. And have an argument with God. And kick him out and make Heaven an Atheist-Exclusive Bar.
well there was this one time when my entire neighborhood was the same except for the fact that it had an arctic tundra setting. I was in my middle school which was flooding and I escaped and made it back to my house. My neighborhood was all snowy and as I said earlier, arctic tundra-like. These two polar bears came out of nowhere, chased me for awhile, and then killed me. Yea, it was that strange. This is all I can remember.
I also enjoyed my zombie apocalypse dream where I went out like a beast! Bunkered up in my room until all the ammo was gone and then tried to end my life with the last pistol round, but I miscounted. Luckily I woke up just as the horde closed in. So maybe I went out like a pussy...oh well
I also enjoyed my zombie apocalypse dream where I went out like a beast! Bunkered up in my room until all the ammo was gone and then tried to end my life with the last pistol round, but I miscounted. Luckily I woke up just as the horde closed in. So maybe I went out like a pussy...oh well
I had a dream where I got my girlfriend pregnant then I got put in some like seperate camp and all the counslers and people that worked there were total assholes then the dream went into some kind of random platformer game?
I had a dream that I was with Akihiko (Persona 3) and Michael Jackson as we attempted to take the dance world by storm. To accomplish this, we needed to go to the zoo and befriend the talking lion there with cherry smoothies. In doing so, though, we caused an earthquake, leaving the island of Hawaii in danger as it was about to sink into the Earth's core.
Quickly, we saved everybody by climbing to the top of the mountain (?) but Spongebob was trying to kill them all again. There was only one thing left to do. I whipped out my trusty saxophone and played "Ghosts 'n Stuff" by Deadmau5, causing the piglets to finally be free and roam around the earth, yearning for approval by the Order of the Hippopotamus.
THIS IS WHAT ALL MY DREAMS ARE LIKE.
Seriously, I have yet to have a truly logical dream. When I was a kid, I wouldn't understand movies/TV shows where a character's dream actually makes sense.
Quickly, we saved everybody by climbing to the top of the mountain (?) but Spongebob was trying to kill them all again. There was only one thing left to do. I whipped out my trusty saxophone and played "Ghosts 'n Stuff" by Deadmau5, causing the piglets to finally be free and roam around the earth, yearning for approval by the Order of the Hippopotamus.
THIS IS WHAT ALL MY DREAMS ARE LIKE.
Seriously, I have yet to have a truly logical dream. When I was a kid, I wouldn't understand movies/TV shows where a character's dream actually makes sense.
I'm not a huge Star Wars fan or anything. I mean, I am a fan, but I'm not anywhere near hard core. I don't even have any merchandise. But I tend to dream about Darth Vader a lot. Once I dreamt that he abducted me, and then we went on a date. Then I woke up and there was semen everywhere.
Just kidding. About the semen.
Just kidding. About the semen.
I once had a dream that a train broke down and I was walking along the top of it. It was also in black and white. Kind of weird...
I dreamed I was a ninja that could liquify himself and used a paddle with a ball atached to the end as a weapon. It would ricochet off of my enemies (which looked like fleshy pronged demons) and kill them instantly. I ended up fighting this girl from my old school who controled the wierd demon things, and defeated her.
Devil May Cry 4?TheNumber1Zero said:
Something along the lines of being quite good friends with this person (whom we shall call Jeff, he didn't have a name) who was part of a religion. They then began a purge of (wait for it) World of Warcraft players (because of it influencing the ways of the occult or something in that respect). I wasn't purged as I said that I don't play it (as I don't), and that was fine. But then my friend Alex was targeted due to him being a guild leader (which is true, but it's a different friend). As Jeff was asing my Alex if he was a guild leader. Before he answered, I shouted out "I'm the leader", which came as a surprise to everyone. I sacrificed myself because Alex had a 9 (month or year, can't remember) son (which is strange, as he doesn't). I asked what was going to happen to me. I never saw the aftermath as I woke up...I was getting into it aswell.
People have often told me i speak german, and also the occasional latin phrase in my sleep.CK76 said:
I know next to nothing of either language.
It frightens me.
OT: I actually have nothing, i dont remember my dreams, only the nightmares, which i dont feel comfortable sharing. Apologies my fellow Escapees.
I was standing on my balcony when all of a sudden ventiroquism dummies started flying out of a near by tower and chaseing my so I ran into my room where I was ambushed by a giant mask then mario burst out of the door and jumped on the mask then I woke up.
I had a dream where I shared a hospice room with William Shatner, who then morphed into Santa Clause and left.
Then, same night, I had another dream that I was a spy in an enemy base. I grappled my way up to an air vent where I was grabbed by that weird coffin-shaped transporter thing in Half-Life 2 Episode something-or-other inside the Citadel. Then I was dropped into a dungeon basement which was also a mall/arcade for some reason, where me and a few friends (don't know why they were there) had to resist the temptation to eat the poison applenana that kept magically appearing in front of us (we knew it was evil somehow).
Then, same night, I had another dream that I was a spy in an enemy base. I grappled my way up to an air vent where I was grabbed by that weird coffin-shaped transporter thing in Half-Life 2 Episode something-or-other inside the Citadel. Then I was dropped into a dungeon basement which was also a mall/arcade for some reason, where me and a few friends (don't know why they were there) had to resist the temptation to eat the poison applenana that kept magically appearing in front of us (we knew it was evil somehow).
I once had a dream that I was in Hell, and I'll be damned (lol), Willy Wonka is freaking Satan. I had dinner with him (before which he prayed some stupid Satanic prayer with the "In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit." formula) and then I think I went to Heaven for some reason.
I was like...10 when this happened. Don't ask me how I remember it, I don't know either.
I wish I'd have a weird dream that didn't have to do with Hell or Heaven.
I was like...10 when this happened. Don't ask me how I remember it, I don't know either.
I wish I'd have a weird dream that didn't have to do with Hell or Heaven.
I don't remember much of my dreams, but what I do remember is that they are made up of a bunch of random crap that my subconscious spits out, all tied together in the end by my conscious minds want for reason, and that is why most of my modern dreams are weird.
The only dream not like that I can remember, is from when I was 4 or 5, my brother was an infant, and my family had just rented the Timon and Pumba show videos from blockbuster.
I was a super hero, don't remember my powers, and my brother was being held hostage by a villain with big wind fans. I would go in there and try to stop him, but always failed. And this happened each time we rented those videos.
The only dream not like that I can remember, is from when I was 4 or 5, my brother was an infant, and my family had just rented the Timon and Pumba show videos from blockbuster.
I was a super hero, don't remember my powers, and my brother was being held hostage by a villain with big wind fans. I would go in there and try to stop him, but always failed. And this happened each time we rented those videos.