Oddest Dream You've Ever Had

[thewhiterave]

It started as a normal zombie apocalypse type dream (which I tend to have a lot), until my brother became infected. I had to shoot him point blank in the head with a shotgun. And then we went to the carnival. It got really fun from there on out. We just kind of ignored that he was dead.

 

[Romblen]

Last night I had a dream where for some unknown reason, I was in a building that was like a temple for a cult. Among all the people there, the only one's I recognized were the survivors from the first Left 4 Dead game. When I woke up, I asked myself, "What's Left 4 Dead about again? Oh yeah, killing zombies. Where'd that whole cult thing come from?"

 

[Xan Krieger]

Last night I had a dream where for some unknown reason, I was in a building that was like a temple for a cult. Among all the people there, the only one's I recognized were the survivors from the first Left 4 Dead game. When I woke up, I asked myself, "What's Left 4 Dead about again? Oh yeah, killing zombies. Where'd that whole cult thing come from?"

Dead Rising?

As for me I for some reason have really violent dreams. Had one where I was strapped to a table and was shown a drawing of a type of blade and if I guessed the type wrong I got it shoved through my back and out my chest then my body would instantly regenerate (still hurt). To make matters worse I don't wake up from bad dreams, too deep of a sleeper.

 

[Tzekelkan]

I once dreamt I was in a city, with a friend. Except there was a large lake in the center, and we were trapped above it on some wodden planks, and alligators were closing in on us to eat us. Fortunately, two guys decided to save us but then it turns out they were gay and wanted to rape us. So we stole their car and bolted as quick as we could!

 

[Scolar Visari]

I can remember a dream that is technically a wet dream but I think you'll get what I mean when you read it. People are welcome to take a crack at helping me figure out what it's supposed to mean.

I was quickly stumbling through an incredibly thick Amazon like jungle. It was pitch black out and pouring like a Monsoon. It was like all the oceans were being dumped right on my head. I was on dry land and I felt like I was going to drown and I could barely see with all the water in my face. My only source of illumination was the intermittent flashes of lightning that illuminated small parts of the jungle. Even though it was dark I can remember I was wearing the lower half of a Gorka-S, a basic t-shirt, a Flora pattern head-wrap and some basic load bearing gear. I was primarily armed with an AN-94 with camo tape/wrap on it.

I knew I was in danger, I knew the OpFor was out there in the jungle. I couldn't run more than a couple feet without stumbling on something and I could see the silhouettes of men pursuing me throughout the jungle. I was terrified, but I knew they were having as hard a time keeping track of me as I was them. Every time I saw a pretty solid figure I would snap of a two shot burst mid stride and most connected.

I had emptied my magazine and was preparing to produce a fresh magazine from one of my pouches when I noticed an OpFor in my peripheral vision. He screamed something in Spanish as I simultaneously turned and drew a Makarov from my holster. I attempted to fire the weapon but was only rewarded with a terrifying click. The man had momentarily paused when I drew the Makarov but had realized the weapon had failed to fire just as I had.

I attempted to perform Immediate Action by power-stroking the slide but was knocked over by the man before I could remedy the malfunction. On my back, I tried to draw my fighting knife from its sheath on my back right side but the man kicked it out of my hand. He stood over me, his features indistinguishable in the darkness and raised his weapon. I was frozen in fear and just as he was about to fire, a large Kukri was driven into the side of his neck. The Kukri was wiggled around a bit and once it was removed he hit the ground lifeless. Standing there before me was a longtime friend of mine. She had on some old U.S. woodland pattern BDUs with a boonie cap and some camo face wrap around her neck.

She smiled at me and said something about me "Shooting blanks", but I was too astonished to really listen. She offered her hand out to pull me up and before I could take it I woke up. Later that day when I met her I felt really awkward. How could I explain I was grateful for her saving my sorry ass in a dream?

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

Last night, I had a dream that I moved to Africa to start a farm in my new apartment, with my friend Rob, who was also a viking. On the way to the beach to collect washed up newts for the farm-partment, I spotted a friend from middle school. We exchanged formalities, and promptly headed to a wedding, which just so happened to be right by the road to the beach we were headed. I figured we could stop to steal some cake, and make a party/whoop ass cocktail. While I was there I noticed that I was seeing asuprising amount of middle school friends, along with the spoonkiller from The Horribly Slow Murder With The Extremely Inefficient Weapon in a fur coat. I somehow teleported to Japan, and then woke up. Your turn to tell me about your weird (NOT WET) dreams.

you should make a movie with that material, it's much better than seeing those uninspiring dumbfucks scripts from hollywood...

i remember having a wierd dream like that, being in a Camp/Dam and then fleeing from a Trex with Futuristic looking soldiers... XD

 

[ultrachicken]

I had a dream where I was a person working on a spaceship, and I was told to go get the laundry. As I was walking down the hallway, the ship was suddenly on fire in several places (no explosions) and there was some kind of evil purple space marine running down the hallway. I chased him into the laundry room, where a bunch of saiyans from dragonball z were shooting energy balls at eachother, but tripping over the laundry strewn across the floor. Then I teleported to the back of my dad's car, and we were driving through a forest.
I woke up because it was so damn random.

 

[MajorKris]

I get "Deja Vu' dreams where I dream a simple event, conversation, or sometimes even video game cutscenes and then wake up to think nothing of it. Then a few weeks later I see it/hear it again while awake. It's quite creepy really...wish I could control it.

 

[Karlaxx]

Well, it all started when a Necron Monolith burst up through a house on my street and started hovering off down the road...
... And then Commander Shephard had the contents of my high school crammed into 2 achool buses, and was giving us the rousing speech from the first Mass Effect...
... And then we arrived, C.Shep jumped into the fray against some things that looked more like zerg, and got ripped apart, and as his body fell, the screen turned red, the slow music played, and I was treated to the ME2 "CRITICIAL MISSION FAILURE" screen.

This is the newest one. Many like it have come before.

 

[Radek1994]

I learned in psychology that
1. Everyone in a dream is you.
2. Every dream is a wish.

 

[Old Man Neck]

The weirdest one I can remember was just me going through a normal morning...but looking like it was a part of Sin City.

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

I sometimes dream that I'm a giant. But everything else is up to scale. It's rather confusing.

 

[Dr. Paine]

I still say my weirdest dream was the one where I was in the parking garage of HL2:Ep1, my gun was out of ammo, and I tore off the arm of a fast zombie and used it as the weapon.

 

[presidentjlh]

I learned in psychology that
1. Everyone in a dream is you.
2. Every dream is a wish.

I've heard that first point before, but not the second one.

So, my dream about being in Hell and Willy Wonka being Satan...means I want to go to Hell, and be Willy Wonka/Satan...

Actually, that makes no freaking sense whatsoever.

 

[dancinginfernal]

Slender Man Pancake Breakfast.

'nough said.

 

[Neotericity]

velociraptors in suits, attacked me and my best friend, I escaped, recurring nughtmare when I was young, switch off between this and the Jurrasic Park III scene whenthe spinosaurus was ripping apart the aireoplane, and it was me and my family inside.

 

[senataur]

I've many times dreaded about games I've been playing and then tried to "alt-tab" myself out of the dream.

It doesn't work.

They must all be that lucid/waking dream type ones because I usually wake up very shortly there after.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

I dreamt my ex-girlfriend was pregnant. I went to see her, but her father answered the door and refused to tell me where she was, and wouldn't let me into the house. Knowing that something was wrong, I shot him and made my way into the house and up the stairs. I entered her bedroom, which was empty, there were scribblings on the walls, and a fire exit(which is rather out of place on the 1st floor of a English suburban home). I went through it, a fire alarm sounded and I was momentarily overwhelmed by a bright light. After a few seconds my vision returned to normal and I was on a dirt path(which I recognised as being near my house). My ex was stood in front of me, entirely naked except for a gas mask. Her mid-rift was sliced open, and by her feet there was a patch of freshly disturbed ground with a snorkle head sticking out of it.

And I woke up.

I had another dream where I was trying to buy a used boat off of Gerald from "Hey Arnold", he wanted $5 for it and I was still trying to haggle with him.

Somehow that one strikes me as infinitly more disturbing.

the snorkle... for the baby? the dead one? gas mask..

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I've had many... most involving school or PS3s.
All my dreams are too fragmented to recall, though...