Oddest Dream You've Ever Had

[Yokai]

I have weirdass dreams often, and then promptly forget them. My favorite rather random dream that I do remember went something like this:
I walked out my front door and was hit by a meteor the size of a bus. I screamed "BULLSHIT" as I was ground into a fine paste. When I woke up, I was laughing my ass off, despite the dream itself being rather terrifying. That's the best part, though: I clearly remember screaming BS.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

I was on the set of Twilight.

..Wait, that was the horrific dream I have ever had.

The weirdest: I was a pig, though I had the face of myself. Even weirder, I was being chased by farmers with fish for heads, and wielding sausages that had little mouths on them, serrated teeth and all.

..I will never watch Charlotte's Web drunk ever again.

 

[Roganwilson]

My dreams seem tame compared to all the others. My strangest dream was where I was a giant frog going up and down the Empire State Building, snatching babies out of filing cabinents.

 

[HandfulofWolf]

Bask within it, friend.

I've had a few of my own.

Spider-dream:
In this dream I was a spider, happily hanging out on a window. When a robin lands on the window-sil "good morning" he says "fancie flying around a bit?". I agreed and jumped on its back and off we went, when suddenly a digimon emerged from between its feathers(Don't know what it's called, the seal looking one white and purple). So I got into a fight with this digimon and it ended up dead. So the robin landed and reprimanded me that fighting on his back was ilegal and flew off. I heard a rumbling and the digimons big brother appeared over the horizon. I awoke.

 

[skeliton112]

I had one when there has a half zombie half mummy was killing my family in a house that looks like mine but wasn't. It then proceded to be able to teleport and cornered me in a bathroom the size of a tanker and yell at me in wat i think is egiptian. I then proceded to run through its legs and realise it couldn't teleport, there was just like 100 of them. I then woke up...

Does that classify as fucked up?

EDIT: I had this dream when I was 5 and remember it vividly. Is that weird?

 

[klakkat]

If I ever have a dream I think is 'mundane' I feel the night is wasted.

As for if I've had a weird dream... well, let's just say that most of my nights are not wasted (though I'M wasted for many of them...)

 

[Aur0ra145]

I was flying an A-6 Intruder w/o a BN. Weird I know. I was heading west and a tracer fire started floting up to me, so I thread my way through the ack-ack. Then an aroura bory alice lit up the sky green. As I looked down at the ground I saw a playground and my best friends were playing king of the hill. So I rolled inverted and made a circle pattern around them. Then one of the guys gets on top of the playground and yells, "I'm King of the hill!" At this time another one of my friends makes it up, punches in the face and exclaims, "I think not!"

Yeah, weird dream.

EDIT:

Here's another.

I was sitting in an FBO (gas station for airplanes) and an alert came up, "All pilots report to fligt line" So we all hopped up and ran out onto the tarmac. There were alot of F4U corsairs lined up and we all took off for one. And we had mechanics on our wings as crew chiefs. I looked left and right and all the pilots I knew from IRL flying the mechanics were all mechanics I know IRL. So we all hopped into the Corsairs and take off to meet the russians. (All of our modern aircraft had been disabled by the russians.) I take off and climb out and turn a right base leg, and ascend into a cloud. Thinking that was a bad idea I descended and got on my radio and said. "Hey, I don't have a map where are we headed?" The only reply I got was, "To the right." Well, that was no help, right off of runway heading or base? I don't know, so I landed in the streets of new york city and get out of my plane and find a police officer to ask directions so I can kill some russian fighters. He told me to turn south and they should be just off the shoreline. So I'm walking back to my corsair and I saw an old friend of mine fishing and I asked him, "What's up?" to which he replied, "just fishing, what are you up to?" So I said, "Oh, you know, flying this old airplane about to kill some russians!"

Then I woke up. Yes, very odd dream.

Disclaimers and maybe explanations? I'm a pilot and work at a flight school.

 

[nightblade253]

Everyone has at least one dreams which makes them wonder how such a thing could ever have occurred in their minds.

Mine consists of a Doom 4-like sequence of being processed as meat. I was going down a bloody conveyor belt after just having my legs and arms removed. I was able to look around and noticed a large window where I saw (and I'm totally serious) oompa-loompas. As the belt ran on, it opened into a giant cylindrical room where multiple similar belts were feeding body parts and gore into a giant taffy stretching machine, turning it into a pinkish color as the pieces fell into it. The oompa loompas just watched from windows around the room operating the machines. I woke up right as I fell off the belt.

Personally, I blame the ~1200mgs of ibuprofen I took before sleeping for that one. >.>

So I ask you all, what is the weirdest dream you've ever had?

 

[Marter]

I once dreamed that I was in a TV show. I ended up being written off, only to came back and kill the main character. I then became the main character of the show. Then I woke up. I didn't get to live a life of fame.

 

[Hazy]

I have one that recurs every now and then:
I'm walking down a street, of which I'm on the ride sidewalk of.

There's a sedan cruising by at around 15 miles per hour, the driver's face is blurred out.
All of a sudden, a toddler of around 4 years old is riding a bike in the middle of the street.
Bam, they collide. Kid's on the ground.

As I'm staring in shock, about to go help out, the man opens the door, pulls out a revolver, and fires.
Not at me.

I can honestly say that's the first time I've ever woke up with tears in my eyes and a genuine sorrow that I couldn't help someone who needed it.

 

[Jfswift]

The most recent one was in a shopping mall. I was talking to a news reporter and I think I was aware of the impending zombie attack because a moment later I was fighting them off with a revolver. At some point I found a gun shop that was still a safe zone and open, miraculously and there was a box of random ammo and I couldn't find the rounds I needed for my gun. I think the reporter (out in the clothing store) got eaten around this time, I can't remember now.

 

[The Kraken]

I had a weird dream when I fell asleep in class. It was completely black, and then a window pops up and tells me something is loading. I watch the loading screen at the bottom of the window fill up and then it begins to buffer. After watching it buffer for about a minute, I woke up. I was only asleep for about 5 minutes but it really freaked me out afterwards.

 

[Julianking93]

Weird one I had last night where I picked up a hitchhiker for some reason, she said she had no place to stay, so I offered her to stay at my house.

Then, next thing I new, she had somehow become a tall business man with a suit a briefcase and looked something like the G man only with glasses. He had knocked me unconscious then I was somehow locked in my room even though it locks from the inside.

When I finally got out, everything was gone including the house itself and when I opened the door, I was just floating in air looking down on the Earth.

I then lost my balance and fell.

I then woke up.

Might someone be able to interpret that?

 

[Lavi]

Last night's dream was that someone I barely know from school had sex in the canteen and then I found out and told everyone. Then she hated me and I cared for some reason. I think the dream was telling me to get a girl and get laid already.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

The entire night, I dreamed that a person was stroking the face of a fallen store mannequin, whispering in a singing tone of voice:

"Dreeeeeeeeeam sooooooooooftly, dreeeeeeeeeeam soooooooooftly....."

It repeated over and over and over again all night.

Weirdest fucking dream I have ever had.

 

[Raikov]

Weird one I had last night where I picked up a hitchhiker for some reason, she said she had no place to stay, so I offered her to stay at my house.

Then, next thing I new, she had somehow become a tall business man with a suit a briefcase and looked something like the G man only with glasses. He had knocked me unconscious then I was somehow locked in my room even though it locks from the inside.

When I finally got out, everything was gone including the house itself and when I opened the door, I was just floating in air looking down on the Earth.

I then lost my balance and fell.

I then woke up.

Might someone be able to interpret that?

Easy... you're batshit crazy!^^

I have one too! I'm riding a bicycle with no steering bar and no brakes downhill. Up the hill comes a car, and I wake up just before I hit it...

 

[knottingam]

I had a dream that I was in an Oracle of Seasons-style Legend of Zelda game. I was seeing myself from a bird's eye view, but still experienced my other four senses normally. I started out in a biplane flying high above a chain of islands, and wound up on a beach with a giant rubber duckie in the sky shooting lightning bolts at me.

 

[Wildrow12]

I once had a dream that I was playing a two-player version of Metroid (yeah, weird huh?) with my father (who was long dead by this time).

When the gameover screen came up, he was gone and I was alone in the broken ruins of a condemned house, and a strange old woman in a rocking chair made of baby dolls was laughing at me as she flew into the sky.

I had trouble sleeping for weeks after that.

 

[GnomeThief]

I had a dream where I was a super hero and I could fly. But then I forgot how, the same way you might forget where you left your keys or your locker combination. I spent the entire time running around my neighborhood jumping off cars and buildings trying to remember how to fly.