Oh Dear.

[The_Healer]

Ever felt like life has a sick sense of humor?

I just spilled coffee all over the carpet and have spent around 20 minutes desperately trying to clean it up before my parents get home. I did a pretty good job, its not visible in the dark.

Similar experiences anyone?

Ps. Anyone know a good way to remove coffee stains from the carpet?

 

[blipblop]

Spoiler: best way is probably whit something like this

 

[TheDustyBanana]

For about 2 years straight I couldn't open a bottle of Gatorade without it spilling all over me somehow. I felt cursed though I'm all better now. No more spillage...so far.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

I only ever make mistakes like the one mentioned by the OP when I have people around, for optimum embarresment...

 

[Timotei]

I do sometimes think life has a sick sense of humor. Two teachers at my school today suffered from heart attacks during classtime, one of which I witnessed myself. This is especially ironic to someone like me who owns a Death Note.

And no, I use it to notes in English.

 

[seventy7l]

I lost a book i never touched and the next day i lost another book so they're making me pay.True story happened to me 3 weeks ago. Still looking for those books

 

[Scrittore]

You can get stain removers designed for carpet, they're your best bet. I've never spilled coffee there before, but I've had the pleasure of cleaning up red wine vomit after a party; lovely end to an evening.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

On every rainy day that's either a Tuesday or a Friday I stumble on the steps to school. It's silly, but somehow keeps happening

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Red wine will get that stain right out.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

This evening, having not touched any alcohol at the party, and still being the only one to throw up.

The pictures will be all over Facebook.

Grr.

 

[The_Healer]

I only ever make mistakes like the one mentioned by the OP when I have people around, for optimum embarresment...

Amen to that. Especially girls, hot girls.

I do sometimes think life has a sick sense of humor. Two teachers at my school today suffered from heart attacks during classtime, one of which I witnessed myself. This is especially ironic to someone like me who owns a Death Note.

And no, I use it to notes in English.

Seems a little morbid. I'm not sure if its common knowledge, but I have no idea what a Death Note is.

I fixed a broken hard drive with a Kitkat wrapper, and got all my important data off it, and it still works.

That is unbelievably awesome.

 

[GreyWolf257]

I made a glass of tea a few days ago and I sneezed while walking down the hall with it in my hand. I bet you can figure out the rest.

 

[The_Healer]

Red wine will get that stain right out.

Wow it worked! I can't see the coffee at all any more!

New question guys, whats the best way to get rid of red wine stains on the carpet?

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Red wine will get that stain right out.

Wow it worked! I can't see the coffee at all any more!

New question guys, whats the best way to get rid of red wine stains on the carpet?

White wine will sort it out good.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Red wine will get that stain right out.

Wow it worked! I can't see the coffee at all any more!

New question guys, whats the best way to get rid of red wine stains on the carpet?

Oh yeh, I lack foresight...had the same problem the time I swallowed that fly.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Lemonade gets out most stains.

OT: Latest addition to God actually 'LOL-ing' at me was this afternoon, I went to open a bottle of coke, It basically exploded like a bottle rocket and coated the kitchen in cola. All i can say is that i spent a good hour cleaning it all and the floor is still sticky.

 

[jmpatt]

Red wine will get that stain right out.

Wow it worked! I can't see the coffee at all any more!

New question guys, whats the best way to get rid of red wine stains on the carpet?

Well... You're going to need to start with a whole lot of coffee....

 

[BarkBark]

Spoiler: best way is probably whit something like this

Zomg! I used to help repair that Prochem machine. And various amounts of other Prochem equipment.

On topic- I don't think life has humor, I think it is similar to a girl friend using desperate attempts for attention.

 

[Baby Eater]

one time i wrecked my bike trying not to get hit by a car and the dude still hit me after i crashed. then on my (very bloody) way home,dog.....

life has a cynical sense of humor