Oh Dear.

[Nicolefranklin]

I can easily join this club, but, mostly just because I'm clumsy as hell. I have those "if god is real, he is totally laughing at me right now" moments daily. Today being no exception, but probably also the worst of them all..

Three weeks ago, my itunes deleted itself somehow, I have spent every second awake since then trying to get everything fixed, but being very OCD about my music, I went the whole way with fixing every single filename, etc... I have 20.000+ songs.
Today, I finally added the very last song back into iTunes. I was so happy. I enjoyed being at the PC again, instead of it feeling like hard work (That I had chosen myself, but work none the less).
5 hours ago, my computer died. Completely. I have to buy a new one, and dig out the harddisc of the old PC. I was planning on doing that anyway, my computer was next to useless due to old age, but still, couldn't it had waited? Apparently not. >_<

 

[chris11246]

I do sometimes think life has a sick sense of humor. Two teachers at my school today suffered from heart attacks during classtime, one of which I witnessed myself. This is especially ironic to someone like me who owns a Death Note.

And no, I use it to notes in English.

Were you eating potato chips while writing their names in it?

OT: Well I once broke my finger all the way through while swimming if that counts.

 

[The_Healer]

OT: Well I once broke my finger all the way through while swimming if that counts.

How the hell did you do that? I swim a lot and I've never witnessed an injury quite like that.

 

[chris11246]

I took a stroke and hit someone which broke my finger all they way through the joint. I didn't notice until I took another stroke which hurt so I looked at my finger and it was bent and twisted. I had to have pins put in and a huge cast for a month that went up to my elbow.

 

[Hazy]

I finished a 9 page outline for my Human Geography class, and my printer refused to print.
I was not a happy camper.

 

[Radeonx]

I finished a 9 page outline for my Human Geography class, and my printer refused to print.
I was not a happy camper.

That happened to me, except my paper was 27 pages long, and after my printer jammed, my computer froze.
I spent the next 12 hours scrambling to redo it, and turn it in on time.

 

[MurderousToaster]

I do sometimes think life has a sick sense of humor. Two teachers at my school today suffered from heart attacks during classtime, one of which I witnessed myself. This is especially ironic to someone like me who owns a Death Note.

And no, I use it to notes in English.

Don't note down contemporary authors, then.

 

[Deleric]

You should see my carpet. It's poka-dotted with stains.

 

[BakaSmurf]

A squirrel got into my house once and I got very painfully injured attempting to... *Ahem*... exterminate him.

Not to mention the tremendous mess that I had to clean up afterwords...

 

[The_Healer]

I took a stroke and hit someone which broke my finger all they way through the joint. I didn't notice until I took another stroke which hurt so I looked at my finger and it was bent and twisted. I had to have pins put in and a huge cast for a month that went up to my elbow.

Wow that must have hurt. Worst I've heard of other than that is my sister getting a broken nose from someone doing a backstroke start.

 

[deleted_scifidownbeat]

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[Supreme Unleaded]

For about 2 years straight I couldn't open a bottle of Gatorade without it spilling all over me somehow. I felt cursed though I'm all better now. No more spillage...so far.

good job, now you daid it, get ready for... THE SPILL.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Red wine will get that stain right out.

Wow it worked! I can't see the coffee at all any more!

New question guys, whats the best way to get rid of red wine stains on the carpet?

Duh, the ShamWow, it sells itself.

ahh if only that worked...

 

[T5seconds]

I have trouble with girls just the other day I was ***** slapped because she THOUGHT I was staring at her ass... I wasn't though...

I promise....

 

[hotacidbath]

I have a really bad habit of dropping pop when I take it out of the fridge and then opening it before I realize it's probably all shaken up. That's more my own idiocy rather than life attacking me though.

 

[coldshadow]

when you try to show someone somthing you did that was awsome but now you cant for some reason

 

[T5seconds]

Ah, yes, life's cruel sense of humour. Like the day I spent trying to ask somebody out, but couldn't because whenever I ran into her, my stalker-at-the-time spotted me and I had to disappear (this was the really creepy one, who'd threaten my friends if she thought they liked me too much or were spending too much time with me) and then, when I finally got a moment, I steeled my courage, started to walk towards her, and then overheard another guy asking her out. She said yes.

You have a stalker? Lucky, I want a stalker.

Otherwise, its just some time for unfair humiliation of the other guy. Just dwell on the fact that he doesn't have a stalker, that will impress the girl for sure.

Don?t worry about having a stalker

PS: You?re out of orange juice please get more

 

[Timotei]

I do sometimes think life has a sick sense of humor. Two teachers at my school today suffered from heart attacks during classtime, one of which I witnessed myself. This is especially ironic to someone like me who owns a Death Note.

And no, I use it to notes in English.

Don't note down contemporary authors, then.

Hmm...... That gives me an idea.

Stephanie Me-

 

[MurderousToaster]

I do sometimes think life has a sick sense of humor. Two teachers at my school today suffered from heart attacks during classtime, one of which I witnessed myself. This is especially ironic to someone like me who owns a Death Note.

And no, I use it to notes in English.

Don't note down contemporary authors, then.

Hmm...... That gives me an idea.

Stephanie Me-

Do it! Kill her! Please *is reduced to tears*

Oh god please, for the love of humanity!