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Suiseiseki IRL said:
The_Healer said:
Suiseiseki IRL said:
I do sometimes think life has a sick sense of humor. Two teachers at my school today suffered from heart attacks during classtime, one of which I witnessed myself. This is especially ironic to someone like me who owns a Death Note.

And no, I use it to notes in English.
Seems a little morbid. I'm not sure if its common knowledge, but I have no idea what a Death.
[HEADING=1]The Five Basic Rules for Usage of a Death Note[/HEADING]
[HEADING=3]Rule #1[/HEADING]
The human whose name is written in this note shall die.
[HEADING=3]Rule #2[/HEADING]
This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.
[HEADING=3]Rule #3[/HEADING]
If the cause of death is written within 40 seconds of writing the person's name, it will happen.
[HEADING=3]Rule #4[/HEADING]
If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of a heart attack.
[HEADING=3]Rule #5[/HEADING]
After writing the cause of death, details of the death should be written in the next 6 minutes and 40 seconds.
I thought you were a pacifist.

Anyway, I once got into a fight with some jackass from school, and then, that very afternoon after school my mum said "I'm having some old friends over for dinner tonight" Turns out, her "old friends" were the jackass's parents, and he came along too

It was an awkward night.
 

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It mostly happens to me at my martial arts classes. My instructor will teach my the most basic, simple techniques and I'll still find a way to screw them up. It's been 5 months and I still can't do a proper armbar half the time...
 

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T5seconds said:
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Lexodus said:
Ah, yes, life's cruel sense of humour. Like the day I spent trying to ask somebody out, but couldn't because whenever I ran into her, my stalker-at-the-time spotted me and I had to disappear (this was the really creepy one, who'd threaten my friends if she thought they liked me too much or were spending too much time with me) and then, when I finally got a moment, I steeled my courage, started to walk towards her, and then overheard another guy asking her out. She said yes.
You have a stalker? Lucky, I want a stalker.

Otherwise, its just some time for unfair humiliation of the other guy. Just dwell on the fact that he doesn't have a stalker, that will impress the girl for sure.
Don?t worry about having a stalker

PS: You?re out of orange juice please get more
and your chimney is filthy on the inside!
 

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Life has a sense of humor but it is more ridiculous than sick.
 

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The_Healer said:
Lexodus said:
Ah, yes, life's cruel sense of humour. Like the day I spent trying to ask somebody out, but couldn't because whenever I ran into her, my stalker-at-the-time spotted me and I had to disappear (this was the really creepy one, who'd threaten my friends if she thought they liked me too much or were spending too much time with me) and then, when I finally got a moment, I steeled my courage, started to walk towards her, and then overheard another guy asking her out. She said yes.
You have a stalker? Lucky, I want a stalker.

Otherwise, its just some time for unfair humiliation of the other guy. Just dwell on the fact that he doesn't have a stalker, that will impress the girl for sure.
I want a stalker too.

Oh and your outta coke can you get some more?
 

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Radeonx said:
xxhazyshadowsxx said:
I finished a 9 page outline for my Human Geography class, and my printer refused to print.
I was not a happy camper.
That happened to me, except my paper was 27 pages long, and after my printer jammed, my computer froze.
I spent the next 12 hours scrambling to redo it, and turn it in on time.
Ouch.
You pull it off?
 

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xxhazyshadowsxx said:
Radeonx said:
xxhazyshadowsxx said:
I finished a 9 page outline for my Human Geography class, and my printer refused to print.
I was not a happy camper.
That happened to me, except my paper was 27 pages long, and after my printer jammed, my computer froze.
I spent the next 12 hours scrambling to redo it, and turn it in on time.
Ouch.
You pull it off?
Yes, because it turns out the paper was due a week later than I thought it was.
._.
 

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T5seconds said:
I have trouble with girls just the other day I was ***** slapped because she THOUGHT I was staring at her ass... I wasn't though...

I promise....
Face 5! Awesome!
 

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Suiseiseki IRL said:
I do sometimes think life has a sick sense of humor. Two teachers at my school today suffered from heart attacks during classtime, one of which I witnessed myself. This is especially ironic to someone like me who owns a Death Note.

And no, I use it to notes in English.
Haha, so does Ryuuk.
 

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Been single for a year, met a smokin girl, got with her and ripped my goodamn forskin. Have been unable to get it on for the last two weeks. Fuck you God, what did i ever do to you?
 

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the_abhorsen said:
Been single for a year, met a smokin girl, got with her and ripped my goodamn forskin. Have been unable to get it on for the last two weeks. Fuck you God, what did i ever do to you?
Thats er... unfortunate.

Ow.
BakaSmurf said:
A squirrel got into my house once and I got very painfully injured attempting to... *Ahem*... exterminate him.

Not to mention the tremendous mess that I had to clean up afterwords...
Now that certainly conjures some amusing mental images.
 

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can't get in line without having something break or a phone call come in when I get to the front of line. I try to be patient and laugh... I hate you Karma... oh how I hate you.
 

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I follow "the way of the cool" which means to do something absolutely brilliant then a second later while thinking how good you are do something mind numbing stupid.
 

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The_Healer said:
Ever felt like life has a sick sense of humor
It does. My Xbox Red-Ringed today. Not even 5 minutes after I got the Breaking Benjamin and Brutal Legend song packs for Rock Band. I guess it just couldn't hand;e that much awesome at once.
 

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SilentHunter7 said:
The_Healer said:
Ever felt like life has a sick sense of humor
It does. My Xbox Red-Ringed today. Not even 5 minutes after I got the Breaking Benjamin and Brutal Legend song packs for Rock Band. I guess it just couldn't hand;e that much awesome at once.
That sucks. Actually something like that happened to me with my PS3.

The blu-ray drive broke on the first day of school holidays. That was so not funny.
 

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The_Healer said:
SilentHunter7 said:
The_Healer said:
Ever felt like life has a sick sense of humor
It does. My Xbox Red-Ringed today. Not even 5 minutes after I got the Breaking Benjamin and Brutal Legend song packs for Rock Band. I guess it just couldn't hand;e that much awesome at once.
That sucks. Actually something like that happened to me with my PS3.

The blu-ray drive broke on the first day of school holidays. That was so not funny.
Ouch. At least mine had the decency to go in the middle of the semester.
 

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The_Healer said:
The blu-ray drive broke on the first day of school holidays. That was so not funny.
This happened to me, and it was straight after my HSC trails. I was so pissed.