OH MY GOD!!! Why did I say that?

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ApeShapeDeity

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Be it a foolish conclusion base jump, or anger taking over when we needed to be reasonable, we've all said shit that we look back on and think,...

"Fuck! It's too late to cut my own tounge out!"

What did you say? Was it tragic? Was it pants pissing funny?
 

SwimmingRock

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My mother asked me how I reacted when the hospital called to inform me of her heart attack. I just shrugged and said "eh", which was technically true, but I could tell it hurt her feelings. I wasn't trying to be a dick; I was just being honest. I mean, she's old and has always been unhealthy. I'm honestly amazed she's managed till 68.
 

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Not so much what I said, but what I typed, I blacked out after taking what I thought was a headache pill, and came to only to discover that I had sent a very, very terror-inducing e-mail to a former friend that I had been planning to reconcile with for a while, such a shame too, as I really liked her.
 

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BakaSmurf said:
Not so much what I said, but what I typed, I blacked out after taking what I thought was a headache pill, and came to only to discover that I had sent a very, very terror-inducing e-mail to a former friend that I had been planning to reconcile with for a while, such a shame too, as I really liked her.
You should turn off your computer before you take medication, methinks.
 

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Well, in class a Jewish kid mentioned he was having trouble concentrating, so I blurted out that he should go to a concentration camp.

OT: I'm very good at watching what I say, so I can't really remember any instances where I regretted what I said.
 

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I had to pick up my 9-year old sister from school one day in my new car which was a stick-shift that I was still getting used to ,I screwed up and it stalled, I forgot she was in the car and I screamed "oh Fuck it all to Hell"
Thank Cthulhu she didn't hear me and she was listening to music in the backseat.
 

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A few years back when I was new to the internet, and lurking in the WOW forums. I had quite a few instances where I said stuff that looking back, didn't give people a very good impression of me.

I won't go into the details. I said some really messed up shit.
 

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I was doing an impression of a racist guy from New England and accidentally called my sis's Mexican boyfriend a spick. He didn't notice though.
 

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Jedoro said:
Well, in class a Jewish kid mentioned he was having trouble concentrating, so I blurted out that he should go to a concentration camp.

OT: I'm very good at watching what I say, so I can't really remember any instances where I regretted what I said.
I swear I heard that somewhere else, oh that was on the South Park episode with Kyle's cousin.
 

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"OMG OMG my dog just died! T_T"

"Life's a ***** and then it dies."

*SpUnKy26 has logged off*
 

.Andi.

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Jedoro said:
Well, in class a Jewish kid mentioned he was having trouble concentrating, so I blurted out that he should go to a concentration camp.

OT: I'm very good at watching what I say, so I can't really remember any instances where I regretted what I said.
You too? Except all my Jewish friends about fell out of their seats laughing. Someone started singing Springtime for Hitler - yes, he too was Jewish. I know, because we talked it over during detention.
 

emeraldrafael

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My friend lost his legs while we were playing on the train tracks one day not that many years ago. As such, he's missing most of his legs below the genital area, so he's missing a little more than above the half way point of his leg. Now, I like to joke around with him because of it, cause I was there and cause I pulled him away, but because we're really good friends.

But his family doesnt get it, so one day his family was telling the story of what happened to company, and I said what I always do when I joke around of him. I said "well, at least the wheels make it easier to catch a train, hunh?"

yeah... I saw the words floating in front of me, just slipping through my grasp as I realized what I said. In retrospect, my friend and I find it funny still, and he still laughs when I say it. But his family always gets on my case, asking me my opinions on his wheels.
 

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when i was in first grade we were learning to rhyming words and as a kid you find that the easiest way to do this is just replace the first letter of the word with another. so the teacher, a good frend of my mom and dad, says a word and then points to a student and they say another word that rhymes with it. well it came around to me and it just so happens that she picked the word duck and i, being the compulsive child i was, decided to shout my answer to the rest of the class "FUCK!"... that teacher is now my neighbor

my second story needs a bit of information. my dad works for an electric company and when i was around 8 he got a schedule change so that instead of working monday through friday he would work monday through thursday but an extra 2 hours each day. so shortly after this change my mom's dad came over to visit with the family. the visit was fine but we all decide to drive grandpa to the airport to say goodbye. around 30 minutes into this hour and a half long drive my grandpa ask my dad "so what are you going to do with the extra day off now that all your kids are in school?" and without missing a beat i inform my mother's father that "they are going to make sweet sweet love all day long"... for the next hour the car was completely silent

in case you couldnt guess from the stories above when i was a kid i never really thought about what i was saying it was just "BATTER UP!". these are the only two stories i can remember but my parents tell me my childhood was filled with these little gems
 

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A random customer told me I looked just like a childhood friend who had died in a car accident many years ago.
After a somewhat awkward conversation she started to head off saying, you really do look just like him.

I replied:
"You could say I'm a dead ringer."
 

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I havent said anything lately that sounded stupid, but at a friends house yesterday, before leaving to go out, she said in front of everyone, "I'll only be a minute, I need to go touch myself up", awkward stares made her realise in what context that sentence had come out.
 

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SL33TBL1ND said:
BakaSmurf said:
Not so much what I said, but what I typed, I blacked out after taking what I thought was a headache pill, and came to only to discover that I had sent a very, very terror-inducing e-mail to a former friend that I had been planning to reconcile with for a while, such a shame too, as I really liked her.
You should turn off your computer before you take medication, methinks.
My computer was off when I took that pill, so yeah.
 

CarpathianMuffin

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I said to my girlfriend that I wanted an abortion and a gay marriage, instead of saying that I was for abortion and gay marriage. I was tired, and it was... awkward when I realized what I said. She got a kick out of it though.

Another thing was me falling asleep at my computer, then waking up to see a bug on my blinds. I flipped my shit for some reason and started posting on a forum and yelling for the 'rent to wake up to see it. "YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS CRICKET, HE'S AWESOME, I NAMED HIM JIM!"
I still haven't lived it down.