Oh no, your avatar has attacked!

[A Weakgeek]

Your avatar has come to life and is trying to murder you for showing their image to everybody on the planet, how screwed are you?

Considering mine is an unstoppable machine of destruction, I am already dead.

Arnold is alive, though if he wanted to kill me... Then god help us all!

 

[Idiotastic]

Yeah...
I don't think I've got much to fear right now.

 

[joshuaayt]

Uh. Not sure how this would go down. I guess I'd... and then it could... maybe, like, it would open...

You know what? Screw this. I'll just throw it in the bin. I am not going to deal with a hostile CD case- especially an ambulatory one.

 

[Kukakkau]

Hmm - I'm gonna be paralyzed then thunderbolted to hell

Oh wait I can just throw a magic ball capsule at him - woo

 

[Jjkaybomb]

He's strong bad! He's going to snark something and then go do something silly. Eventually he winds up at his computer and stares into space.

I'm safe!

 

[OldRat]

I am attacked by nonexistence. The very void that each of us teeters on has risen from the darkest recesses of human mind to claim me. There is nothing, only the eternal oblivion and existential dread of our minimalistic, brief, meaningless existence in this endless universe, so immeasurably inconsequential that the tiniest, most esoteric and unknown bacteria of our world seems grand and purposeful in comparison.

I guess I start cutting and wearing black or something.

 

[Ldude893]

Bring it on.

 

[tjarne]

I stay on land...

 

[sailor_960]

Well, the ship won't be able to go anywhere, but if I'm on the water, well then I'm royally screwed.

 

[Schmutz]

ummm...well it was nice knowing you.

 

[Baradiel]

BOOM!

Yeah, I'm dead. But my killer is smiling...

 

[teh_Canape]

mine's a Little Sister

don't worry, we're fine, as long as nobody gives her anything even resembling a needle

 

[stormtrooper9091]

lulz, all television in the world goes bust. No more fucking reality shows. No more fucking jersey shore. No more fucking what not to wear. And since there's likely a lockout in the NFL, I wouldn't be hurt either. I suppose the only way for it to be even better is if it would somehow destroy faeces book as well

 

[OldRat]

Your avatar has come to life and is trying to murder you for showing their image to everybody on the planet, how screwed are you?

Considering mine is an unstoppable machine of destruction, I am already dead.

Arnold is alive, though if he wanted to kill me... Then god help us all!

That's not Arnold, son, that's John Rambo. And trust me, you'd much prefer Arnold, an aging muscle-actor and former governor, to Rambo, whose kill count could probably fill a small country.

Oh wait, I guess it could be Dutch instead. I'm not entirely sure which, but you'll still want Arnold more than either of those.

 

[Voodoomancer]

It's a dragon!

But it's friendly!

..it'll probably hug me, and accidentally crush me to death while at it.

 

[loc978]

Assuming he gets the jump on me...
*dies in a fire*
...I'd probably scream a lot.

If I knew he was coming, though, I'm better armed for distance.

 

[ryai458]

Ummmm, I'm pretty much screwed.

Its tom hanks just keep running away and he will eventually succumb to AIDS.
OT: Grievous? ya I'm dead.

 

[SilverUchiha]

Your avatar has come to life and is trying to murder you for showing their image to everybody on the planet, how screwed are you?

Considering mine is an unstoppable machine of destruction, I am already dead.

Mine's worse. Murder is part of his gimmick. I think I win... by that, I mean I lose.

 

[HT_Black]

As long as I don't stand on any conveniently placed bathroom rugs, I'll be just fine.