Oh no, your avatar has attacked!

[SilverUchiha]

BOOM!

Yeah, I'm dead. But my killer is smiling...

Hey! So it mine!

 

[Gentleman_Reptile]

The esteemed Philosiraptor assaults my mind with clever conundrums ranging from politics to sex and everything you can think of. He makes me think about certain things differently and helps highlight the irony of life.

He introduces me to fine brandy and tobacco, he shows me how to sew patches on the elbows of all my tweed coats.

Then he chases me around in a kitchen and chews on my spine. I lose. Bigtime.

 

[Baradiel]

BOOM!

Yeah, I'm dead. But my killer is smiling...

Hey! So it mine!

Very very true. Maybe your avatar uses my avatar to kill us both. Since mine is inanimate, it might need help...

 

[Sharky200]

Its A shark...zora. there is no way i can escape her... I mean she is on a cloud. I'm dead land sea or air D: and she has them sharp teeths and claws. Bye bye everyone... BUT I CREATED YOU WHY ARE TRYING TO KILL ME TT_TT

 

[Zorg Machine]

I shouldn't worry, unless....what happens if the place where the Tardis materializes has a person standing there already?

 

[Slenn]

Let's see the god of Electromagnetism who can control the electrons around my atomic nuclei?.... yeah, I'm screwed.

 

[Nikolaz72]

Ehm.. A man guarding a gate, with a plastic sword. Yep, im safe. *walks away*

 

[everfreeDragon]

A giant telekinetic sea serpent? yeah I'm totally screwed.

Hmm, Godzilla...yeah...

Unless he gets distracted by another kaiju I'm screwed.

My avatar is another Kaiju, maybe if we hide together they will battle each other.

 

[Brain_Cleanser]

Mine's a singer who specializes in songs about Ice Cream. I think I'm saf...
Oh, wait, his cover of Uninstall... Never mind, I'm dead.

 

[Iwana Humpalot]

Well, i should start to run.. bye ->
CRYY SOME MOORRRE!!

 

[Someguy 24]

PEELZ HERE!

 

[La Barata]

IA! IA DAGON!

 

[Wargamer]

Honestly, mine will probably just try to have gay sex with anyonr he can find.

I can live with that.

 

[necromanzer52]

We'd have a massive bass off and I'd die by being so close to his awesomeness.

 

[Lambi]

Oh, I'd be very screwed. There wouldn't be a single trace left of me if Flandre would attack me...

 

[killjoy108]

My has a banshee D:
im gonna die D:

 

[cp2u]

He'll chop my head off!

 

[aaronx83]

There are asassins SHHHH

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Yagami Light?!

*Hurk!*