Oh no, your avatar has attacked!

[Evil sausage]

My avatar is a picture of some narwhals. Im fucked.

 

[Safaia]

I'm completely fucked but at least I'll die looking at something ridiculously hot.

 

[Samwise137]

Where's that grinding noise coming from? And why is there a blue box materializing in my classroom...

 

[madeleinehatter]

Oh, it's just Dora the Explor--ah, hell, she's firin' her lazer! I'm done!

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Jamie Lannister, the most dangerous swordsman in Westros is trying to kill me? I'm screwed...

 

[thespis721]

I don't think I can compete against mine. But... at least I'll burst into coins at the end so I'll be worth something.

 

[SilverUchiha]

BOOM!

Yeah, I'm dead. But my killer is smiling...

Hey! So it mine!

Very very true. Maybe your avatar uses my avatar to kill us both. Since mine is inanimate, it might need help...

I could see that, but it'd have to be in a highly populated area. I'm sure mine will want to take out as many people as possible in one hit.

 

[Ultraman950]

*Looks at her*
I think she just needs a hug.

Yeah, that's it. She's too cute and sweet to attack me-and there's totally a dagger in my stomach now. It... kinda hurts, actually. And my shirt'll never be the same. ^_^

 

[hermes]

I am so dead its not even funny...

 

[Kroxile]

Not in too much trouble. I just grab a random vegetable and throw it at him and kill him instantly

 

[natedogg77]

If the Space Pope actually attacks, we are all VERY screwed.

 

[gigastrike]

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...!

 

[UltraDeth]

(breathless) Fuck me shitless

 

[Joe Deadman]

9999 damage!?!? yeah im screwed. That said maybe the can will help me fight its evil oppressor, it must have a lot of HP so I guess I could hide behind it.

 

[Slangeveld]

Nothing will attack me.

Ah yes, I have been sa-

 

[TehChuckles]

I might of been fine if I lived in America and had a gun, but no... I had to be born in Australia! I am now forever doomed to be chased by a somewhat sluggish radioactive crab creature...

 

[Songbird-O]

I can't imagine Mister Eight attacking me! Can't I just make him a sandwich instead? He looked so happy!

If not, I'd die for sure. I would attempt to flee on my first turn, and hopefully he would run into more random battles while I escape. Well, I've lived a good life.

 

[esperandote]

Considering they have powers and know martial arts I'm screwed but then again they only K.O. people.