Oh, Sony, this is just too funny.

[tharglet]

Though I really have to question the designer who went for the massive shiny ball... is that so it bounces off the telly once the remote is thrown? For disturbing people for its randomness? So you can use it as a glowstick, when out of glowsticks?

Will it have some extra use that an LED would not accomplish?

 

[Blemontea]

Personally i think Move is going to surpass the Kinect in function and usage, but Kinect will surpass in sales at the start and also in hardware. I think Move will work better and be more responsive, while Kinect is just going to appeal in sales becuase its just interesting technology.

 

[blinkgun96]

I think overall this is hilarious.

 

[Akalistos]

I do believe sloth is a sin... But if it help the immersion, i don't care. But it need to work.

i work out everyday. I don't think its a sin to relax.

Relax? It's been a while since i hit the gym and i know there's nothing more relaxing then giving everything you have on every machines. So, i still don't see the problem of using Kenect, move or Wiimote in that way. On the other hand, i was one of the kid that bought the piece of junk camera for the gameboy so Kenect fail at the start to make my "to own" list.

lol. i think kinetic is stupid. I like to have a controller in my hand and as for move the only thing i can see myself playing with it is Golf.

What's golf? Is that the game where that Wood Tiger got all his whore?

 

[Akalistos]

I could care less about the chart. It's how poorly the spin is on the chart. You see, in Microsoft's chart, they spin the stuff to make the 360/Kinect look cheap. In here, they spin the PSMove to look... mediocre (when they're trying to make it look good!).

The chart looks fine to me, from what I'm reading it's just you going "OHHHHH SONY, YOU TRY TO MAKE CHART BUT IT LOOKS BAD TO ME!@# OOOOO U FAIL!@#", and if you're basing the value from just that snippet on the OP, it's not even the whole chart.

Spoiler

Again, I say so what? To me, that chart's pretty interesting as it shows that Kinect isn't the only one with the features that Microsoft hyped up at E3 (Second section, I doubt most people knew the Move/PSEye also had headtracking and voice recognition). It's a chart, a propaganda chart if you want to go that far. The Microsoft Chart only shows minimal features, concentrating on the overall cost through cherry picking. This chart shows as many features as it can with no costs shown, while cherry picking the features. It's just a chart, why does anyone have to get smug and snarky over a damn chart? You're a bit late to it anyway, this was a week ago, why does it matter?

A company promoting their own product while simultaneously downgrading their competitions? Perish the thought!

EDIT: I'm not trying to come off hostile here, I'm just saying it's a chart, why does it matter?

Yeah, nobody complained or made angry/fanboy thread about the Nintendon't ads.

 

[Akalistos]

I do believe sloth is a sin... But if it help the immersion, i don't care. But it need to work.

i work out everyday. I don't think its a sin to relax.

Relax? It's been a while since i hit the gym and i know there's nothing more relaxing then giving everything you have on every machines. So, i still don't see the problem of using Kenect, move or Wiimote in that way. On the other hand, i was one of the kid that bought the piece of junk camera for the gameboy so Kenect fail at the start to make my "to own" list.

lol. i think kinetic is stupid. I like to have a controller in my hand and as for move the only thing i can see myself playing with it is Golf.

What's golf? Is that the game where that Wood Tiger got all his whore?

Yes. Yes it is. Golf ain't so bad when you look at it like that lol. I can say this now. Any guy who heard about that and was angry was either lying to himself or was just saying it because he was told to.

- Women were angry because that clash with their fantasy they live in their head.

- Men are angry because we are jealous. He play a game that only 50 and up play and still get Playboy women material.

Anyways, back to topic. They'll just copy the game from Wii... both of them. And if i have to buy a golf game, it be a full contact one. A mix between UFC and Golf.

 

[Akalistos]

I do believe sloth is a sin... But if it help the immersion, i don't care. But it need to work.

i work out everyday. I don't think its a sin to relax.

Relax? It's been a while since i hit the gym and i know there's nothing more relaxing then giving everything you have on every machines. So, i still don't see the problem of using Kenect, move or Wiimote in that way. On the other hand, i was one of the kid that bought the piece of junk camera for the gameboy so Kenect fail at the start to make my "to own" list.

lol. i think kinetic is stupid. I like to have a controller in my hand and as for move the only thing i can see myself playing with it is Golf.

What's golf? Is that the game where that Wood Tiger got all his whore?

Yes. Yes it is. Golf ain't so bad when you look at it like that lol. I can say this now. Any guy who heard about that and was angry was either lying to himself or was just saying it because he was told to.

- Women were angry because that clash with their fantasy they live in their head.

- Men are angry because we are jealous. He play a game that only 50 and up play and still get Playboy women material.

Anyways, back to topic. They'll just copy the game from Wii... both of them. And if i have to buy a golf game, it be a full contact one. A mix between UFC and Golf.

Yeah pretty much. But remember the difference between Wii and Move is that Move is Black lol.

Have you heard of the game THE CALLING on the Wii.. That's a gimmick that work, but i wonder why the glowing ball and what will they do with it. If it's your lifebar, I quit gaming.

 

[Jumplion]

Yeah, nobody complained or made angry/fanboy thread about the Nintendon't ads.

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not with me (I don't think you are), though I do admit I'm being a bit more aggressive then I usually am due to computer problems (fucking malware viruses......I fucking hate you so god damn much...)

If you're being sincere, then thanks for agreeing with me.
If not, then expand on your opinion please, I don't mind reading extra words

 

[Tharwen]

Son, I am disappoint.

 

[Akalistos]

Yeah, nobody complained or made angry/fanboy thread about the Nintendon't ads.

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not with me (I don't think you are), though I do admit I'm being a bit more aggressive then I usually am due to computer problems (fucking malware viruses......I fucking hate you so god damn much...)

If you're being sincere, then thanks for agreeing with me.
If not, then expand on your opinion please, I don't mind reading extra words

Ok... Here's me from the second page:

Also, in the feedback it mentions "color-changing sphere". Really? They traded audio feedback for that?

FEATURES | Sony | Microsoft
Buttons | Yes | No
Batteries | Yes | No
Phallic Object | Yes | No
Holding it like a stick | Yes | No
SHINY COLORED BALL | Yes | No
Actual controller | Yes | No
It's black | Yes | No
Requires touching | Yes | No
Rips off the Wiimote | Yes | No
Made by SONY | Yes | No

As we can all clearly see, the Move is the ultimately superior controller by a huge degree.

Sony, you dun goofed.

This could be an advert for Kinect. Is there anyone who actually cares about the Move?

Seriously? It's a XBOX's/Nintendo's we hate Sony convention? I'll leave you with those petty grudge and base my impression on games when they come out.

 

[Not So Tuesday]

How about we all agree to not buy Move or Kinect and we can all just hope that motion controls die a swift death mkay?

 

[Scorp123]

How about we all agree to not buy Move or Kinect and we can all just hope that motion controls die a swift death mkay?

It's just a matter of time untill they improve this thing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=fVhggGSjXVg&vq=medium#t=351

 

[Jumplion]

Ok... Here's me from the second page...

Okely-dokely then, sorry for doubting you, the internet is not the best place to detect sarcasm, or lack thereof.

 

[Akalistos]

Ok... Here's me from the second page...

Okely-dokely then, sorry for doubting you, the internet is not the best place to detect sarcasm, or lack thereof.

And if i'm sarcastic, i add a little (+ 5 sarcasm bonus) at the end of my thread.

 

[Akalistos]

Yeah pretty much. But remember the difference between Wii and Move is that Move is Black lol.

Have you heard of the game THE CALLING on the Wii.. That's a gimmick that work, but i wonder why the glowing ball and what will they do with it. If it's your lifebar, I quit gaming.

I hope not. in games like CoD where you have no health bar i could see it blinking but as it stands i think its just a "Spell is active notification" or something.

Even then, the only way it wouldn't have been silly is if it was a Middle Earth Seeing Stone at the tip of the move.