Omegle: Post your conversations.

[keybird]

http://omegle.com/

So this is basically a free chat where you can talk to random people and its quite hillarious.

You: My balls itch.
Stranger: you might want to get that checked.
You: Not in a medical kind of way, just like when you wake up and you just wanna scratch
Stranger: then you just have yourself a field day.
You: Oh I intend to,
You: Why hello there palm meet my cock
You: Fap
You: Fap
You: Fap
Stranger: your disgusting.
You: The truth hurts
Stranger: whatevs.
You: Don't act like you never do it, unless your a girl in which case you still do just differently
Stranger: I am a girl..but see the thing is is I take a little thing called a SHOWER that fixes that problem.
You: Ah yes, the shower. I heard that something like 75% of all women masterbate in the shower.
Stranger: Yep, not me.
You: I also heard that 43% of all statistics are made up on the spot
You: Figure that one out

Stranger has disconnected.

 

[Sam G]

Stranger: 16 male you?
You: 15. Male. Australian. G'day, mayte!
Stranger: australian omg u guys are so cool i think ur accent rocks
You: Yep, that it most certainly does.
Stranger: lol

It wasn't very interesting. Seems like a good site though, aside from all the weirdoes (read: Keybird) you might meet...

 

[revolverwolf]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: F/m?
You: what's that mean?
Stranger: i dont care
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I don't think he likes me...

A random site given to me.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I don't think anyone likes me.

 

[keybird]

Stranger: 16 male you?
You: 15. Male. Australian. G'day, mayte!
Stranger: australian omg u guys are so cool i think ur accent rocks
You: Yep, that it most certainly does.
Stranger: lol

It wasn't very interesting. Seems like a good site though, aside from all the weirdoes (read: Keybird) you might meet...

...

I don't think i'm that weird

 

[SteakHeart]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello. My name is Spartan-117, otherwise known as the Master Chief.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm not surprised.

 

[sky14kemea]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi!
You: =]
You: wassup?
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: fine and u?
You: I'm good thanks
You: ^-^
Stranger: im good too thanks
Stranger: xD
Stranger: how old are u?
You: 23
You: you?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: 15
Stranger: xD
You: d'aww
You: thats adorable xD
You: now I feel old
Stranger: haha
Stranger: xD
Stranger: im rafael and u?
You: Skye
Stranger: lol
Stranger: m or f name?
Stranger: xD
You: :0
You: Female xD
You: I haven't met a male Skye yet though :0
Stranger: xD
Stranger: skye coo name
Stranger: *cool
You: thanks
You: Rafael is pretty cool too
You: >.> wasn't there a ninja turtle called Rafael?
Stranger: ahhaah thanks!
Stranger: ahahha yeah i know!
Stranger: is Raphael
Stranger: with "ph"
You: ah right
You: I loved Ninja Turtles
Stranger: ahaha is cool
Stranger: i like anime
You: :0 really?
You: like what?
Stranger: Anime
Stranger: japanese cartoon
You: yeah I know xD I meant what series and stuff?
Stranger: Dragon Ball example...
Stranger: xD
Stranger: Yu Yu hakusho
Stranger: Death Note
You: yaaay Dragon Ball! xd
You: hrmm, what about Azumanga Daioh, although might be a bit girly for you xD
Stranger: Cool!
Stranger: wait
Stranger: my english is poor
Stranger: wait please..
You: okay
Stranger: ah understand..
Stranger: ahha i like all i guess
Stranger: so i dont know that anime
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i like love hina
You:
Stranger: Dragon Ball is a sucess in Brasil
Stranger: and Naruto
Stranger: so Naruto i dont see yet
You: oh well
You: Chobits?
Stranger: i dont know haha
Stranger: wiat..
Stranger: nepal...
You: Dx
Stranger: japan?
Stranger: china?
You: Me? UK
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We are still chatting now... :0

Edit:
Stranger: Lola ahuuahuha
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: oh sorry...its other people
Stranger: haha
You: xD no problem
Stranger: =]
Stranger: u are nice
Stranger: xD
You: thanks
You: so are you
Stranger: =]
Stranger: thanks =D
Stranger: i have to go skye
Stranger: i love talk with you
Stranger: Bye!
Stranger: *loved

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Awww, I don't know why you guys keep getting meanies and weirdo's, I seem to get decent people :/

 

[Nukey]

Sky, your 23? i feel so young now.
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I can't post any now because they have all been NSFW.

 

[sky14kemea]

Sky, your 23? i feel so young now.
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I can't post any now because they have all been NSFW.

Noooooooo! xD I always say I'm 23 on Omegle. I'm actually 18... :0

 

[Pm0n3y]

You: Hey.
Stranger: hey buddy, whats up?
You: Not much kid. And U?
Stranger: i'm not a kid
Stranger: actually, i'm 24
You: Oh.
You: Oops
You: My bad
You: Hey, you ever wonder how people find sites like this?
Stranger: nops, why?
You: I dunno, it's srtange. This seems so random.
You: Curse my spelling
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hey. I tried to be nice. So much for that.

 

[Nukey]

Sky, your 23? i feel so young now.
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I can't post any now because they have all been NSFW.

Noooooooo! xD I always say I'm 23 on Omegle. I'm actually 18... :0

Oh, why?

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I think i have a normal conversation going on, huzzah!

 

[sky14kemea]

Sky, your 23? i feel so young now.
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I can't post any now because they have all been NSFW.

Noooooooo! xD I always say I'm 23 on Omegle. I'm actually 18... :0

Oh, why?

For funsticks? :/

 

[Pm0n3y]

Sky, your 23? i feel so young now.

Well, you were born in '94...

 

[Nukey]

Spoiler: Finally!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: whats up?
Stranger: not alot
Stranger: you?
You: Not much....
Stranger: whatya doing?
You: Blasting techo music
You: You?
Stranger: haha techno
You: GAH TYPE!
Stranger: i is taking care of sick gf
You: Typo*
You: Oh,
You: Assuming your a guy then....
Stranger: yea safe bet
You: LOl
Stranger: are you? although you dont have to answer that if you dont want to
You: Im a guy.
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 15, yourself?
Stranger: 20
You: I feel young now.....
Stranger: haha i feel old
You: So........what do we talk about now?
Stranger: idk i figured you would ask or say something
You: Hmmmm....
Stranger: now i have to think
You: Same......
Stranger: ok ok favorite movie?
You: Hard to say, i guess i would say a clockwork orange.
You: You?
Stranger: wow never heard of that
You: It's a pretty messed up movie
Stranger: mine is step brothers
You: That is a great movie!
You: favorite TV show?
Stranger: two and a half men
Stranger: you
You: South park, followed by mythbusters
Stranger: haha i love both of those
Stranger: cartman rules
You: He does
Stranger: favorite band?
You: the bloody beatroots, an extremely obsucre techno group.
You: you?
Stranger: haha, umm the offspring but i can listen to snyone except country singers
You: I just realized how creepy explaining this conversatoin to a parent could be.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: true true
You: "HEY SON WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "IM TALKING TO SOME TWENTY YEAR OLD ON THE INTERNET"
Stranger: hahaha yea dude it sounds messed up
You: Were you brought here by an escapist forum game to as well?
You: *ingnore the to*
Stranger: no i wasnt or know what that is
You: So, how did you end up on omegle
Stranger: umm when i worked in korea, we couldnt leave the base and got bored so we would screw with horny guys on here, now i just do it when bored at home
You: XD
Stranger: so wait, how did you end up here again?
You: there was a game on the escapist where the goal was to go onto omegle and copy your conversatoin onto the page.
Stranger: huh did you do it
You: What do you think i'm doing right now?
Stranger: haha nice nice
Stranger: but ehat is an escapist
Stranger: what*
You: Its a website
Stranger: oh ok
You: i think we may have ran out of stuff to say.
Stranger: we may have
Stranger: do you have a bf or gf?
You: nope.....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sky, your 23? i feel so young now.

Well, you were born in '94...

Whats that suppose to mean?

 

[Pm0n3y]

Sky, your 23? i feel so young now.

Well, you were born in '94...

Whats that suppose to mean?

Well, I'm guessing you should feel young since you are young...

I'm just saying.

 

[sky14kemea]

Spoiler: Warning: Not Suitable For Unicorns

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I lost The Game D:
Stranger: D:
You: I'm sorree T^T the screen reminded me of it
Stranger: okay
You: so how are you?
Stranger: good and you
You: I'm good, cept the little outburst there xD
You: (Mmm, brackets)
Stranger: lol
You: so what brought you onto Omegle?
Stranger: well my friend showed it to me yesterday and today i was procrastinating homework
You: :O
You: what homework is it?
Stranger: pre calc
You: ... so maths..? xD
Stranger: yup
You: ouchie
Stranger: yup
You: when's it due?
Stranger: tomorrow
You: D:
You: D:
Stranger: :O
You: D:
Stranger: gfnjadkgaes
You: indeed
Stranger: yes indeed
You: are ya gonna do it? xD
Stranger: prob
You: d'aww, well good luck with it ^^
Stranger: thanks well i better go do it

He was impervious to my craziness... >_> This annoys me.

 

[fanklok]

you guys know that your not supposed to have normal conversations on omgele right? the more crazy and fucked up it is the better

 

[CounterAttack]

Spoiler: BLARGH

Curse you, Sky. Made me lose the game.

 

[Nukey]

Spoiler: recently

Stranger: 14 f connecticut...u?
You: Im a bannanna!
Stranger: wow... fruity
You: IM DELICIOUS!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I officially hold the record for 2nd shortest conversation on this thread!1!

Spoiler: See if you can beat my record!

Stranger: hey.. asl ?
You: Wat?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I lol'd when the person left.