Omegle: Post your conversations.

[sky14kemea]

Hey fluffybacon, can you just edit 1 post and keep them all together? xD

 

[Yorgmiester]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you.
Stranger: are.
Stranger: my.
Stranger: sunshine
You:
You have disconnected.

 

[Pm0n3y]

You: Heyviuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukm;,
Stranger: heyy
You: seizure
Stranger: female or male?
You: a little bit of both.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Stranger: hi
You: cake
Stranger: i like cake
You: who doesn't
Stranger: assholes.
You: true
Stranger: assholes dont like cake.
You: To true
Stranger: do you like owl city?
You: ......

You have disconnected.

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

Spoiler: He totally won this convo

You: heeeyyy
Stranger: hey
You: sup?
Stranger: Hey hey girlfrannd. nm hbu?
You: ?
You: I like the Fonz
Stranger: wats fo?nz
You: fo shizzle
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: r u a niggah?
You: what in the name of holy fucksters are you on about?
You: yeah
You: yeah
You: problem with that?
Stranger: oh ur fucking cool white trash.
You: hey.. easy man, anymore of that crap and i'mma firing mah lasers
You: or i'll send chuck fucking norris after you
You: and optimus prime
You: just for funzies
You: you still there?
Stranger: yupp/
You: cause if you aren't...
You: good..
You: now, fall over irl.
You: did you fall over?
You: i have magic powers
You: do you have any powers?
Stranger: YOUR GAY YAH FUCKING ****

 

[Sam G]

You: G'day!
Stranger: I'm a f. R u horny
You: Nope!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[RanD00M]

<spoiler=Wall-o-text>You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: you're now chatting with a random stranger
Stranger: say SUCK IT :O
Stranger: lol
You: Haha
Stranger: i feel like cussing out the next 8 ppl for no reason
Stranger: should i ?
Stranger: or should i like
Stranger: actually talk to them
Stranger: i cant decide!! lol
You: Talk a little in the begining.Then cuss away.
Stranger: k
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so how was your day
You: it was pretty good.Had some stranger over from britain.It was entertaining.
Stranger: i talked to some weird ppl lol
Stranger: at night i get alot of south koreans
Stranger: xD
You: HAHAHA xD LOOOOOOOOL
Stranger: wtf the bottom of my big toe is numb
Stranger: and when i push hard on it it stings
Stranger: waht do u think is wrong with it lol
You: Just wait a little while.The blood flow into the toe must have stopped for a little while.It will come back
Stranger: shit lol
Stranger: so whats your goal in life? :O
Stranger: i wanna ask everyone
Stranger: omg i just came up with something xD
You: I want to learn Japanese and go to Japan.That's my goal
Stranger: life is lie with an F
Stranger: xD
You: That was a good one.
Stranger: yesterday i came up with...
Stranger: brother is bother with an R xD
Stranger: cuz this dude was saying he had 5 bros lol
You: HAHAH
Stranger: i dont know what my goal is
Stranger: i mostly want to be an engineer and build insane stuff :O
Stranger: but i dont like studying for math
Stranger: lol
You: math sucks
Stranger: i just like thinking about concepts
Stranger: its way more fun
You: Yes it is.I´m going into house building next year.I want to be a carpenter
Stranger: so whats your fav music?
You: Mostly metal.But i also like some slower music like Bob Dylan and some electronic like The Prodigy.You?
Stranger: rock and classic rock
Stranger: and random songs
Stranger: lo
You: Cool.What's your fav movieÐ
You: ?*
Stranger: no idea
Stranger: i never watch movies
You: lol
Stranger: i watched bootlegged version of 2012 on friends comp
Stranger: it looked good
Stranger: only watched 2/3s of it
Stranger: but it was so tight
Stranger: lol
You: Lol
Stranger: i like the movie 1941
Stranger: its like an 80's movie tho
Stranger: its so damn funny tho
Stranger: steven spielbergs only comedy
Stranger: i think
You: I'll check it out then
Stranger: yeha youll love it
Stranger: i didnt mean to say yehaa xD
You: :þ
Stranger: ok i want to talk to a stranger thats acutally dumb
Stranger: your too cool xD
Stranger: i want to piss someone off
You: LoL
Stranger: lol
Stranger: k bye nice chatting
You: Cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

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[RootbeerJello]

Stranger: Teacher, I've been a naughty girl ;D
Me: Oh damn :O -leaves-

Me: Hi
Stranger: Hi
Me: Oh crap, did I say hi? I meant high, like as in I'm wicked high right now.
-your conversational partner has left-

Stranger: Hi, I'm an 18 year old bi guy, and I'm really horny. Do you have a cam?
Me: -leaves-

Stranger: Horny girl?
Me: No. Unhorny dude.
-your conversational partner has left-

 

[The Hairminator]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Looking for a horny girl who wants to cam with me
You: Looking for a gorny hirl who wants to wam cith me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Jedamethis]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'VE GOT A BIG BAG OF CRABS HERE
You: I'M GONNA PUT THEM IN MY MOUTH OH YES
Stranger: ....
You: I'M GONNA RUN AROUND THE TOWN ON A MARKET DAY
You: EVERYONE'LL LOOK AT ME AND SAY
You: I'VE GOT A MOUTH FULL OF CRABS
Stranger: haha
Stranger: funny
You: *bows*
Stranger: but bye

Poor chap had never heard of Mr. Weebl...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: lol
You: lol
Stranger: ...asl
You: ...asl

What the hell is asl?

 

[Jedamethis]

Spoiler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: DICK!!!
You: *gasp* Where?
Stranger: in ur asshole
You: *checks*
You: Nope.
You: Guess again
You: SPAM TIME!
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Stranger: holy fuc
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You:
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: &#30475;&#24471;&#25026;&#21966;?!
You: ?
You: Sorry
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny girl???
You: Nope. You?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[sky14kemea]

What the hell is asl?

asl is a crap way of asking Age/Sex(gender)/Location

I ignore it when people say that :/

Or say 23/m/UK suckerrrrs, 2 of those are wrrrrong.

 

[The Hairminator]

What the hell is asl?

asl is a crap way of asking Age/Sex(gender)/Location

I ignore it when people say that :/

Or say 23/m/UK suckerrrrs, 2 of those are wrrrrong.

Yep. People asking for asl are usually not the people you want to be talking to.

 

[RanD00M]

This one is kinda wonky.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey asl ?
You: I like butter toast.
You: And crabs.
Stranger: your my kinda person
You: And not you,you pervert!!!!11!!111!!!
Stranger:
You have disconnected.


Here's a new one.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I like butter
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Butter toast
You: Butter on fish
You: Butter bed
Stranger: m/f?
You: Butter
Stranger: m/f?
You: BUTTER TOAST !!!1!1!1!1111!!!!!!!!'
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[RanD00M]

Or say 23/m/UK suckerrrrs, 2 of those are wrrrrong.

Oooh,ooh,me me me me me.I know the right answer.18/f/UK.Creepy,yes?

 

[Jedamethis]

What the hell is asl?

asl is a crap way of asking Age/Sex(gender)/Location

I ignore it when people say that :/

Or say 23/m/UK suckerrrrs, 2 of those are wrrrrong.

*gasp* You're a man?!
Couldn't resist

 

[Sam G]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Rawr
You: Aah! A monster!
Stranger: no!
Stranger: im a dinosaur!
Stranger: rawr means i love you in dinosaur =)
You: Aaw...
Stranger: Too bad im not a dinosaur...
Stranger: hehe
You: Hoohoo...
Stranger: santa has three hoes
You: Well, that explains why he's so jolly all the time!
You: Despite all the horrible snow...
You: Blugh, snow...
Stranger: its white because no1 can see where he cums
You: Hahaha, toilet humour!
Stranger: really?
Stranger: i laugh at people skinning animals
Stranger: crude humor or just wrong?
You: It's a bit odd, but there again, whenever I read the word "vomit" I burst out laughing, so... yeah!
Stranger: Vomit
Stranger: =)
Stranger: its okay to throw up
You: It is okay, yeah...
Stranger: umm
Stranger: i shot the moon with my rainbow gun
Stranger: and now its gay
You: Well, how lovely for you!
Stranger: really?
Stranger: only for me..
Stranger: Marry me?
You: No, I won't do that.
Stranger: but i love you
You: I'm sorry, but the fast-food business will always come first... You know that...
Stranger: chinese fast food?
You: Maybe....
Stranger: whyy
You: Without me, the global economy would fall into collapse!
You: How would the builders obtain their maybe-chinese fast food otherwise!?
You: And without builders, how would we ever complete the Mosques!?!?
You: AND WITHOUT THE MOSQUES, HOW WILL WE SIGNAL THE SECOND COMING OF RAPTOR JESUS!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
Connection imploded.

Wow, I seriously got out-wierded back then... It was hard to defend myself against the perpetual barrage of wierd...

 

[Kud]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 20 m USA looking for 18 or over F
You: i like cheese
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: asl ?
You: younger then you, male, Australia
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: I like cheese too
You: cheese is great
Stranger: Yup
Your conversational partner has disconnected.