OMG POKEMONS!

[BENZOOKA]

Psyduck, don't do it.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Tyranitar?
[HEADING=1]Oh fuck NO[/HEADING]

There's no running from that badass, I'm lunch.

 

[loc978]

How bullet-resistant is a squirtle? I'm not too hip on Pokemon lore, but those things are funny... and I have what the state classifies as a "high-powered military sniper rifle" next to me right now.

Spoiler: Which is greater? A question for the ages...

 

[Mittens The Kitten]

I think I'm right screwed. I have to defend myself against a Charizard now!? He'd set me on fire than gut me with his claws! I think that would be a very painful way to die.

On the other hand if I manage to kill him I can take his skin and claws and make armor and weapons out of them which I can use to hunt bigger Pokemon which I can then use to make better armor.

If pokemon was a western RPG.

 

[lillebille]

no gengar! stop hypnotising me dammit!
yeah im screwed he is going to shadow punch me in the balls until i stop moving...

 

[El Poncho]

Go Pokéball!

*toy Pokéball has no effect on Tyranitar*

SHITSHITSHITRUUNNNSHITSHITSHITSHIT!

With any luck it's still raining outside and the rain weakens it!

 

[Sun Flash]

Blastoise and Nidoking double team?

[sub]Oh Snap.[/sub]

 

[AgentDarkmoon]

WELP.

Dragonite would mean I'm toast, both literally and figuratively. No real way to take out a flying dragon.

Meloetta I could try and take out the voice by choking or karate chop (assuming I don't get psychic'd), but then it can change form to fighting and just decimate me.

 

[Sneeze]

Hrm....well I guess it depends on whether I can get to my 12 gauge in time. If I can there will be one less Lucario in the world, if I can't I'm pretty damn screwed.

Mine is also Lucario but I don't have easy access to shotguns D: I guess i could distract him with chocolate, maybe? I have access to that all the time.

 

[PureChaos]

Ninetails...i'm gonna get burnded

 

[ssgt splatter]

Darkrai and/or Zoroark
...
...
Yeah, I'm royally fucked

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Nidoking?

Pretty screwed I am.

You and me both pal. You and me both.

And OP, seriously Magikarp? Your favorite Pokemon is Magikarp? I can understand wanting one to evolve into Gyrados (I know I spelled that wrong, shut up), but having it as your favorite? What have you been smoking?

 

[Anaklusmos]

OMG THERE'S A SALAMENCE AT THE END OF MY STREET I'M GOING TO GO PET IT!

I don't think it'll end very well =(

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

If I have enough time, go to TA, get a my mates and a bunch of assault rifles, and hunt it down.

Fucking awesome trophie! We'd get millions for it!

If it was coming up to my room right now, I'd have to fight it off with a. bayonet, b. crowbar, or c. a pair of decorative axes (spikey though)... If it was entei, I'd probably fail. But at least I'd give it a good go.

 

[ZodiacBraves]

Nidoking?

Pretty screwed I am.

You and me both pal. You and me both.

And OP, seriously Magikarp? Your favorite Pokemon is Magikarp? I can understand wanting one to evolve into Gyrados (I know I spelled that wrong, shut up), but having it as your favorite? What have you been smoking?

That was what I was thinking. I know many people question why my favorite is Butterfree, but as least it was one of the most powerful bug pokemon in Gen 1, Magikarp didn't do anything for 20 levels, unless you made splash run out of PP and had it struggle for a while.

 

[AwesomeFerret]

Erm... being killed by a Furret would be extremely strange. Its just too damned adorable/awesome!

 

[ObsessiveSketch]

Mawile? Shit. There go all of my limbs, gnawed off by a gigantic vice-like jaw.

 

[Mistermixmaster]

OH CHRIST! Get him off me!

Or worse, my second favourite trying to kill me!

I'm so gonna die a slow and painful death, aren't I?

 

[Wilko316]

OH SHIT ... I'M AGAINST MEWTWO ... OH SHIT OH SHIT OH FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

 

[jenerz]

Hmm, I think blaziken would blaze kick my face all over the walls.