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[misterrosy]

Tyrannitar. Oh.... fuck.

 

[messy]

Just be cool Articuno.

*ba dum tish*

Dammit...

dednet for

I'm not gonna RAICHU a love song...

Darkrai and/or Zoroark
...
...
Yeah, I'm royally fucked

Or a Zoroark pretending to be a Darkrai!

 

[moose_man]

A Blaziken would punch my face off.

 

[nuba km]

*wets himself* am going to die!

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Dragonite is attacking me?

Well Dragonite is dual dragon/flying type, so I will have to kill it with ice. In theory I should be able to take one down by beating it to death with an icicle.

 

[Legendairy314]

Tyranitar...It. Eats. Mountains. I'm pretty sure the Military would even have their hands full.

 

[wolf92]

Charzard. Um um um QUICK GET ME A HOSE

 

[Vinticore]

So, Snorlax's got it in for me eh... I hide in the fat

 

[Slangeveld]

Espeon is going to mess me up. Completely.

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

Mewtwo is now trying to crush me 'neath his mighty fifth-gen doomcock. I believe I may be in a moderate amount of trouble, here.

 

[rubinigosa]

Blastoise...I am going to die by either water or it just jumping on me...Fuck!

 

[d4rkxy13x]

I'm not sure what Polygon Z can dooijdKJNKjOPDJKLDN *electrocuted, burned and frozen at the same time by an epic tri-beam*.

PS: If there are pink spots on your screen, it's my blood.

 

[Gerrawn]

Charizard.

...
Well, shit.

 

[slightly evil]

Put to sleep and mindraped by Conan, my bad-ass Butterfree. Well Gen 5 rules would give him Butterfly dance, if he uses that, or if sleep powder misses (it's about 98-9% accurate with compound eyes) I could maybe escape. Although not for long :|
<-- if it's this adorable thing, I'd stand a chance, and if i beat it, maybe he'll be my friend *hoppip face*

 

[Xorph]

Hm. My Noctowl is after me then. But my Noctowl knows Return and uses that the most often. If my Noctowl is trying to kill me it obviosly hates me, so, not very effective?

 

[azukar]

Gengar doesn't seem the type to go kill-crazy, but being tormented forever by an evil shadow-'mon is not my idea of a fun time either

Maybe I need to promote Mew or Mewtwo to number one favourite - at least my death would be swift.

 

[natster43]

Oh no. Either a Serperior or a Giratina. I think I am pretty screwed.

 

[slightly evil]

Tyranitar...It. Eats. Mountains. I'm pretty sure the Military would even have their hands full.

:/ A10 Thunderbolt AKA the Warthog, slow for a plane but with built-in artillery. Do you think missiles count as steel type?
Then again, one good Hyperbeam...

 

[Terminate421]

Im about to be speared in by a Penguin with Blades for wings, I wouldn't be able to stand a chance, even then, I probobly would consider it an honor. (Empoleon)

 

[nico74]

Dragonite.......shite.