OMG POKEMONS!

[Manchubot]

Depends if I'm in an open field or not. If I'm stuck in a building with no escape I think rhyperior is gonna squash me to death, but in a field I think I can outrun a humanoid boulder. I don't think rock triceratops things on hind legs can run too fast. Also depends how fast he can throw a big rock.

 

[frozen_scarecrow]

Alakazam uses mind fuck on weak human, it's super effective.

 

[Ca3zar416]

This is going to be pretty painful.....Unless Sandslash ends it quickly.

 

[HentMas]

swallowed alive by a gyardos!?!?

damn...

 

[comadorcrack]

oh Heracross... it would be a grand battle... but I could never hurt you...

 

[DazBurger]

Magicarp! The most useless pokemon where is!

... Unless it evolves?



[EDIT:]
On the other hand...

Spoiler

 

[Gentleman_Reptile]

Scyther. I dont stand a fucking cha----*hurk*

 

[Subbies]

What Jigglypuff... NOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[goddess.kali]

I would say they are foxes, but then only the Red and Blue games exist to me, where they are all quiet obviously fox-like at least, so I don't know about the others

 

[Jodah]

Charmander...I wouldn't be too screwed if I have a gun or two. Thankfully I like him more than Charizard...

 

[goddess.kali]

Mewtwo would slaughter me, along with everyone else

 

[PowerC]

WHY PICKACHU WHYYYY????

 

[Bigsmith]

So, for me, it's a tie between Gallade and Drifblim.

Ok, lets go for Drifblim...
now lets remember we nicknamed it Hindenburg and taught it explosion.

'Hey look a Drifblim'
*boom*

 

[Kris015]

Is it really one pokemon two pokemons. Or is it one Pokemon, two Pokemon?

 

[slightly evil]

I would have a hard time believing that with all of the time we shared together Butterfree would want me dead. However, should Butterfree want to kill me, it would be as simple as sleep powder + psybeam and I'm done for.

You're lucky. I taught my Butterfree Dreameater :|

 

[godfist88]

burnt to a crisp by Charizard. my death will be extreamly painful.

 

[Spritzey]

...Gengar. ALL REZISTANCE IS FUTILE!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Is it really one pokemon two pokemons. Or is it one Pokemon, two Pokemon?

Two Pokemon. Didn't you watch Pokemon when you were younger?

OT: If I have a book of matches I can easily deter a Bulbasaur.

 

[Distorted Stu]

So my top 3 pokemon are:

Spoiler

Yup, im fucked.

 

[Omega Pirate]

Tyranitar, oh shit I so dead. It will destroy my house with an earthquake and then bite my corpse in half with crunch.