OMG POKEMONS!

[GWarface]

Snorlax is too lazy to try and kill me...

 

[InnerRebellion]

Oh hi Crobat!
Oh fuck, why are you-
What are you-
STOP!
Arghh...


Cro-cro-crobat!

 

[Shikua]

Gyarados? OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFU- *hyper-beamed*

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I must fight Typhlosion? I shall conquer it, as I have before.
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/3/7/

 

[DarkRyter]

Tyranitar?

May god have mercy on our tortured souls.

 

[Berserker119]

Gengar. My dreams are already screwed up as it is, without some Pokemon eating them.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

I just got body slammed by Snorlax...oh god no.

 

[Jambolaty]

Eh, Charizard will probably just lie around and be lazy because I don't have enough badges to control that bad-ass.

 

[standokan]

Raichu, WHY?

 

[Gunner_Guardian]

Mew? Trying to kill me?

I'm screwed.

 

[CorruptCor3]

Totodile would bite my face off. I'd die with a mix of betrayal and awe.

 

[DarkShadow144]

Oh, it wouldn't be that bad

"oh hey look! Its a Blastoise!
Oh dear god not the face!"

I stand corrected.

 

[luclin92]

well tyranitar i one HARD pokemon to kill so i would be pretty screwed.

 

[burninglich]

A fight against arcanine...get me a metal fold out chair.

 

[legopelle]

Well, Alakazam would just matrix my bullets or deflect my blows. I guess I could try poisoning it, I seem to have some potassium dichromate lying around, and it's cyanide-class. Or just drag down the ghost in the attic.

Also, best thread in looong time.

 

[gigastrike]

That's what Litwick does!? Now I feel kinda worried about letting it help me hatch Pokemon.

I can't really decide on a favorite, but I'm probably dead anyway.

 

[Wintermute_]

Reading this thread... i now question why pokemon put up with humans at all, considering we make them fight use them for servitude while every single one of them has the ability to kill us in horribly brutal ways and can absorb intense amounts of damage. It would take nothing less then a tank round to down nidokin or rydon (i misspell?).

The great uprising is at hand! soon pokemon shall rule,and humans shall fight for THEIR amusement!

And ya, pinsir would wreck my shit. gigantic head guillotine and all... and if he didn't finish the job, paris and cloyster would poison and eat me.

 

[timeadept]

well i have a scissor after me... anyone have a flamethrower i can borrow...?

 

[ABLb0y]

Oh, hi there little Misdreavus... why are you breathing fi