One day as a girl

[DMShade]

I heard of a Radio station having a contest like this almost 10 years ago...the 'Best' answer would get a prize pack. Naturally everyone had sexual ideas.

The 'winner' was a little kid. 8 or 9 the most.

If he woke as a girl, he would go into the ladies washroom, put all the toilet seats up, and then wait outside for the ensuing chaos.

Nonstandard answer...brilliant.

 

[Vohn_exel]

If I could be male... I'd go around doing horrible things with my genitals. Hey - I'm gonna be female again soon - it's not like the wanted posters will match anyone >

This actually ties in to what I always thought I'd do. Sure, I'd...get curious for a little while, but I think I'd probably go out and like rob a bank or something. I mean, after the day is up, I'm innocent me and the cops are looking for someone that doesn't exist.

Hm...or maybe I'd just make a dirty video for myself later on. And then go to counseling.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Have lots and lots of lesbian sex. Obviously.

 

[goggleman64]

Try desperately to convince my parents that I'm not a kidnapper / home invader. Then video-tape myself turning back and show it to every biologist I can find.

In between those two . . . Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

 

[Tarlane]

Change back

nope, not an option!

Then cage myself in until the day ends

I am far too amused by the fact that you apparently equate turning into a woman with turning into a werewolf. Admittedly, both do have similar emotional changes based on a lunar cycle so maybe this isn't so far off.

 

[pulse2]

.. I have.
Read above.

Yes, very much dependable of how much you exersize, as well as level of control.

Then again, depending on the girl you are with, would you really want to? I happen to like my sleep, even with stamina, there comes a time where it starts hitting late-o-clock and I don't want to be sleepy the next day Nothing pisses me off more than missing an entire day's worth of activities. Sex for the win, but sex all night only if you are having a lazy day the next day

 

[TragicHero84]

Change back

nope, not an option!

Then cage myself in until the day ends

I am far too amused by the fact that you apparently equate turning into a woman with turning into a werewolf. Admittedly, both do have similar emotional changes based on a lunar cycle so maybe this isn't so far off.

i LOL'ed

 

[Logan Badass]

I would masturbate. All. Day. Long. I actually had the balls to say it.

I would not do it with a dude.

Yea. All day.

 

[AssassinJoe]

I think we all know what 95% of the people here would do.

Try out lesbianism? Cause that's what I would do.

 

[zoulza]

Well most men would be great at sex if their partners spoke up about what they want done, how, where, and at what speed and level of pressure. But I'm sure women would rather go on thinking that their bodies are mystical puzzles of wonderment that no man can ever truly understand. Don't repeat this though, you could hurt their fragile egos.

I've actually tried that before. Some responses I got:

"Well, my ex never had a problem!"

"It's not my fault you're so screwed up!"

"I've slept with other girls before, and they all said I was awesome, so you're the problem."

Maybe you'll just say that they're not "real" men, and a "real" man would never say something like that, etc. I'm not here to start flame wars or anything, I'm just stating my personal observations. Anyway, I'll back off and let everyone proceed to talking about how awesome it'd be to have boobs for a day.

Carry on, everyone.

 

[pulse2]

I would masturbate. All. Day. Long. I actually had the balls to say it.

I would not do it with a dude.

Yea. All day.

Suuuure People usually say they 'won't do' what they are actually thinking of doing, lmao

 

[xdom125x]

Hide from all family/friends, play with my boobs, and furiously masturbate? Apparently women don't need to "reload" like men do. The possibilities...

yeah, pretty much this is what that day would be for me as well.

 

[pulse2]

Well most men would be great at sex if their partners spoke up about what they want done, how, where, and at what speed and level of pressure. But I'm sure women would rather go on thinking that their bodies are mystical puzzles of wonderment that no man can ever truly understand. Don't repeat this though, you could hurt their fragile egos.

I've actually tried that before. Some responses I got:

"Well, my ex never had a problem!"

"It's not my fault you're so screwed up!"

"I've slept with other girls before, and they all said I was awesome, so you're the problem."

Maybe you'll just say that they're not "real" men, and a "real" man would never say something like that, etc. I'm not here to start flame wars or anything, I'm just stating my personal observations. Anyway, I'll back off and let everyone proceed to talking about how awesome it'd be to have boobs for a day.

Carry on, everyone.

You've encountered some empty buckets then, I persoanlly don't mind being guided because I realise all women think differently.

Impossibe to be an awesome lover if your partner is yawning with boredom :/

 

[Kuhkren]

I'd pour hot water on me, since apparently I got splashed with cold water somewhere along the line.

Watch out for the ladle lady, she's a sniper. Oh and those amazons.

 

[Saltyk]

I remember a movie about this. A friend convinced me to watch it. It was very weird. Basically, there were people that changed sexes every time they had an orgasm. I can't remember the name, though.

 

[Choppaduel]

Just live. Then I'd truly have a fresh perspective, a greater understanding of humanity, when I reaffirmed my XY heritage.

 

[Sartan0]

This kind of topic only makes sense when I am drunk.

 

[jaketaz]

Well most men would be great at sex if their partners spoke up about what they want done, how, where, and at what speed and level of pressure. But I'm sure women would rather go on thinking that their bodies are mystical puzzles of wonderment that no man can ever truly understand. Don't repeat this though, you could hurt their fragile egos.

I've actually tried that before. Some responses I got:

"Well, my ex never had a problem!"

"It's not my fault you're so screwed up!"

"I've slept with other girls before, and they all said I was awesome, so you're the problem."

Maybe you'll just say that they're not "real" men, and a "real" man would never say something like that, etc. I'm not here to start flame wars or anything, I'm just stating my personal observations. Anyway, I'll back off and let everyone proceed to talking about how awesome it'd be to have boobs for a day.

Carry on, everyone.

I'm not either, it's just an interesting thing to talk about. "Real" men totally would and do say those things. It always blows my mind how the vast majority of women say they've never had one with someone else, even with another woman! Then again men are easy, it's all about mechanical manipulation. With women, it seems like you can do everything mechanically "correct" and it still won't work unless they're in the right emotional and mental space. Just differences between the sexes.

 

[Athol]

"I'll be in my bunk"

'nuff said