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timeadept

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"Twenty four percent said they believe people can be teleported. Forty percent claim that hoverboards exist, while nearly half of respondents believe "memory-erasing technology exists." Perhaps the weirdest result, though, is that "nearly one-fifth (18%) of adults have the incorrect view that they can see gravity". Seriously, WTF does that mean?"

I need to look up this survey to see how these questions are worded, but a lot of them are more ambiguous than they sound.

"Twenty four percent said they believe people can be teleported."
With our current scientific knowledge this is certainly impossible, but the idea that some time in the future we will learn to do this is not one i would dismiss out of hand on the principal that if we limit what we believe we can accomplish and do not challenge that limit then we will never know what we could have done.

"Forty percent claim that hoverboards exist"
We have hovercraft right NOW. No not the land speeders of Star Wars, these things float on a cushion of air that's held in place by heavy cloth skirts. They can't fly but they can certainly hover. It's not a far stretch of the imagination to go out and make a hover board with currently available technology. It might be big and clunky and ultimately dis-functional for almost all the things you would like to do with it, but it can be done.

"Perhaps the weirdest result, though, is that "nearly one-fifth (18%) of adults have the incorrect view that they can see gravity"."
That depends on what you mean when you say "see" I can certainly see the EFFECTS that gravity has on objects, but i can't literally see the force that is causing the effect. I can also "see" people not bothering to make this distinction. (if you saw what i did there then you can "see" what i mean.)

Also I've been hearing that someone is developing a sort of confined plasma beam that could one day become what many people think of when you say the word "lightsaber". But then I've been hearing that from shows on the TV (i forget which) so they could be greatly exaggerated or outright fabricated.

I hope i'm not jumping the gun by writing this and then doing the research. But i wanted to get my thoughts down while they were still fresh.

*EDIT* my god... yeah this shouldn't be taken seriously. The questions seem deliberately ambiguous, changing from literal to abstract. "Can you spray on solar cells?" Apparently you can, but only if you want to be extremely literal. I can't possibly believe that it would be that simple, you would still have to have a way to transfer the energy from each individual cell to the place you want it if you want them to be functional. But i guess strictly literally, you can. Then theres "Can stars sing?" the answer was yes. But literally they cannot. Apparently when they say "sing" they mean "can you measure the oscillations of a star, convert that to data, and send that data to a speaker and play them as sound waves in a way that sounds like music but is not literally singing (but we'll call it singing because it's a good analogy.)

Yeah, like i said, the questions are phrased to be deliberately ambiguous, i guess if you didn't actually hear of each of these things yourself you're likely to get them wrong. So i guess it does accurately test your knowledge of recent scientific developments, but this is NOT to be confused with how intelligent the person answering the question is. Any person with a reasonable understanding of science could argue either side of most of these without being wrong.

**EDIT** and now i am severely annoyed at all the people who are taking this seriously when the questions on the poll were so severely very manhandled.
 

Baradiel

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Oh god! I thought the Americans were supposed to be the idiots! Thats their reason for existence. I kid, I kid.

On a serious note, I doubt those people were being serious. If someone asked me in the street whether I thought that pigs coud fly, I would tell them I am 100% sure that they can. Thats just the way British culture is, our collective sense of humour is to take the piss.

On an even serious-er note, the source doesnt say anything about what *type* of people were asked, although it does say adults.
 

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The "new" quiz was informative, I genuinely didn't know about spray on solar cells or taste indicating insect age. However "Can stars sing?" is very misleading. I'm aware they can produce sound, though singing implies intentional production of sound to a melody of some kind. Stars therefore are not capable of singing anything. The questions should be worded accurately.

Anyway, I'm not surprised by the blatantly idiotic responses. It's too likely to randomly select 3000 chavs from a crowd in most major cities in the UK now.

Some of the things I was just told on the new one, was news to me however, and I follow Discovery, New Scientist, Science and various other reputable scientific publications regularly.
 

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there's a difference between separating fantasy from reality and laughing at an inside joke. i think that's pretty funny, i wish jedi was an option on the census here in the states.

my guess is that you have few friends and that the clique you could of been a part of, but some personality disorder wouldn't let you, is having a blast telling the census they're jedi and because you're not in on the fun. you're just a grumpy sour kraut who's upset because he's not being included, you poor soul. m4y t3h f0rc3 b3 w1th y0u
 

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Flig said:
Based on the five questions from the link, the questions can be misleading. "Can stars sing?" How many of you would've answered yes to this question? It's best if you don't anthropomorphise inanimate objects for a scientific survey.

This. Now I don't need to say it with different words.


I took the survey, and they're wrong about there not being memory erasers. True, there is no such thing as a memory erasing machine, but you can give yourself amnesia and brain damage by smashing your head hard enough or taking poisonous chemicals.


Or just look at Alzheimer's. No memory erasers my asshole.

The question said memory erasers, they never said memory erasing machines.
 

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Group #1: People who answered wrong for the hell of it.
Group #2: People who are genuinely that stupid.

Between the two, 20% of the population isn't that bad, all things considered.
 

jpoon

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Who is to say that memory erasing technology doesn't actually exist in some form or another. Ask the scumbags in the CIA if it's possible...
 

Scabadus

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You mean to say that when I see gravity it's just a psychotic delusion on my part? That's a shame; it looks so cool too...

Oh well, we all know that regardless of whether people can be teleported and whether hoverboards are real, it's whether we can teleport people who are riding hoverboards that matters. Except we'd have to erase their memory afterwards (using SCIENCE!).
 

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And 25 percent of all Britons polled were trolling.

You think the moon is made out of cheese

Wait will anyone know who I am or who said what?

Nope your idenity will be secret.

Sure the moons made of cheese, and Darth vader lives there.

When was your first sexual encounter?

I was six.

Ever have any kids? If so when?

Had my first child at 9, have 20 total. (snicker)

Any drug use?

Yep...

Which kind?

All of them, started when I was seven. Had a meth lab in my sisters easy bake oven...

Ya twit.
 

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One Fifth Of Britons Think Lightsabers Are Real

And in other news 90% of Americans think their car is a Transformer.
 

omega 616

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j-e-f-f-e-r-s said:
Bull. Shit.

The OP obviously isn't aware of British sarcasm. This is a nation reared on Fawlty Towers and Blackadder. Sarcasm is a national past-time. If a survey has bloody stupid questions, you can bet people will put bloody stupid answers, just to take the piss.

We've got 400,000 registered 'Jedi' living here for fuck sake. People love to take the piss. Piss-taking should be our national sport. We'd win every medal going at the Olympics.

In case you couldn't tell, that last part was me taking the piss.
We are that good at it we would win every event, on my census form I put "Sith" as my religion.

I know alot of people reading this won't get how sarcastic our lil ol' country can be, which I think will just add to the lolz of it all.

timeadept said:
Also I've been hearing that someone is developing a sort of confined plasma beam that could one day become what many people think of when you say the word "lightsaber". But then I've been hearing that from shows on the TV (i forget which) so they could be greatly exaggerated or outright fabricated.

I hope i'm not jumping the gun by writing this and then doing the research. But i wanted to get my thoughts down while they were still fresh.
I have seen the show were it was explained, it was powered by some carbon "balls" all arranged in straight lines (kind of like how your taught what a solid looks like in science class) in the handle and the "shaft" had loads of holes in it for the plasma.

It was an interesting show, shame it was on like a year ago.
 

Sn1P3r M98

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"nearly one-fifth (18%) of adults have the incorrect view that they can see gravity".
What is this i don't even

I really hope these people were trolling. That's fairly ridiculous.
 

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The gravity thing is probably trolling or an improperly worded question.
Yes. They probably meant the effects of gravity (lensing, like around a black hole) rather than it being directly visible because... well... no more than three people would believe that you can just see gravity.
 

Double A

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Obvious trolling is obvious.

This is the nation that brought you Monty Python, guys. Take everything that comes out of England with a grain of salt.
 

thiosk

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ahhhh hahahahaha

Finally, a survey that shows its not just Americans who have teh brainzz challennggezz
 

Nincompoop

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I took a survey.
Seriously. Those surveys are the worst fucking surveys I have ever seen. Ridiculously stupidly asked questions. They ask if a star can sing. Obviously it can't sing, but they oscillate and the oscillation can be converted to sound waves... thusly they can sing. I am, at this moment, calling that survey the absolute worst survey in the history of mankind. The people who wrote that shit are worse than any of those people who thought you could see gravity or thought lightsabers existed. Holy. FUCKING. Shit.