One question for God.

[Tdc2182]

I don't believe in God personally, but lets say he exists. And lets say he has spoken to you from on high and has granted you one question, which he will answer truthfully. You can ask him anything at all, but only one question...

So what would you ask him?

I'd ask him why the hell he made a planet that could so quickly be drained of resources once intelligent life evolved?

(This was inspired by the thread; [link]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.149310[/link] )




EDIT- Most people's answers are funny or ballsy. Thanks guys for helping make a cool thread.

I would hold up a picture of George Bush.That is all that needs saying.

He would say something like "Ohh... yeah, uh that was a joke that went terribly wrong. I'm SOO sorry."

 

[Blanks]

Would punching him in the face count as a question?

On Topic: I would ask "are you a boy? or a girl?" thank you pokemon

 

[Iskenator67]

WTF? Seriously. How the fuck did this guy mess something up this bad? This is D- work at best. I say this guy because no women would ever screw things up this bad. How can you be all powerful all knowing and all wise and create a world with poverty, crime, rape, disease and numerous other things. And why do the idiots live long enough to procreate?

 

[Blanks]

WTF? Seriously. How the fuck did this guy mess something up this bad? This is D- work at best. I say this guy because no women would ever screw things up this bad. How can you be all powerful all knowing and all wise and create a world with poverty, crime, rape, disease and numerous other things. And why do the idiots live long enough to procreate?

actually i'm pretty sure we created those things ... except for disease, we shape our world, not god

 

[ottenni]

You know if you asked him why he made Earth he'd probably say 'for shits and giggles, you humans are all so stupid' (being all powerful hes probably a bit arrogant).

 

[Tonimata]

"OH MY GOD, WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU?! SPY!!!"
*Turns Around*
*STABS!*
"They always fall for that "

 

[MirrorMonkey]

id ask him about all the plot holes in the bible... and in all major religions

 

[Gardenia]

Judging by the ways of your most devout followers, I'd say you are satan in disguise...are you?

I think you will come to learn that comments like that really piss people off here at the escapists.

Well then, I shall prepare my flameproof shield. In retrospect, I probably would have asked him something about abortion, or the authenticity of the bible as we know it today. SHIELDS UP! (and by that I mean feel free to ignore if offended.)

 

[lightntangy]

id just say.. it must be very hard to be a navy pilot.. how do you make the boats fly?

 

[Anarchy In Detroit]

Nah, I think asking him stuff is what he'd expect.

I'd accuse him of neglect. Bing bam! Right to your thunder and lightning hurling balls Big Guy.

 

[Pegghead]

So, if you made everyone right, then who made you? I'm sure if I asked that he'd be all like

And look, I honestly don't care if you have it in for the Catholic faith (Which I AM a part of) and I'm sure you people wouldn't care about my religion, so how 'bout we just drop religion on this website!

 

[n00beffect]

I'd ask him - Why not shave that beard,homie ?

 

[T5seconds]

Id probly say HOLY SHIT ITS GOD then he would ***** slap me for using his name and shit in the same sentence and my head would fall off and ... Yea that?s bout it...

 

[Radelaide]

If the meaning of life, the universe and everything really was 42.

Its not the meaning , its just the answer to the question. Which has to be found.


But id go for one of the important ones. Guiness or Kilkenny?


Another one would be " Why the hell all that parasites like ticks, moskitos and even nastier stuff...i mean ... damn ... oh and rap ? why youdamnit? jeez ...no not you , your dad"

The ultimate question is how many roads must a man walk down!

 

[brumby]

What were you smoking when you made the platypus?

how about all of Australia!

 

[Mr C]

Did my balls really need to be on the outside in a vulnerable sack of surplus elbow skin?

 

[DrunkWithPower]

"So, would you be a hater or would you voter for Nader?"

 

[TheMasterGL16]

honest -
"Why have you forsaken your children?"

funny -
"Where the hell do my socks go in the dryer?"

 

[Infernai]

"Can i have you'r job?"