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Metal Gear Solid 4: A great movie with some nifty special features.
Unreal Tournament III: Deathmatch is dead dude, let it rest.
Company of Heroes: "Jesus Conrad, tie yer fuckin' shoelaces!"
Armored Core: Two and a half hours of tweaking and design, five minutes of gameplay, fifty dollars of frustration.
World of Warcraft: A convincing argument for the wholesale genocide of the human race.
Starcraft/Warcraft III/Diablo II: If idiots could fly, Battle.net would be a fucking airport.
Unreal Tournament III: Deathmatch is dead dude, let it rest.
Company of Heroes: "Jesus Conrad, tie yer fuckin' shoelaces!"
Armored Core: Two and a half hours of tweaking and design, five minutes of gameplay, fifty dollars of frustration.
World of Warcraft: A convincing argument for the wholesale genocide of the human race.
Starcraft/Warcraft III/Diablo II: If idiots could fly, Battle.net would be a fucking airport.
killzone 2: shoot the glowy eyed fucks!..
RE5: Weskers a dick
Motorstorm: win the race, other drivers? kill they ass!
MGS4: Just do the missions dont try and follow the damn plot, curse you liquid liqiud oceleot ocelot!..
Medievil 2 total war: calvary has never been been so fun!
deadspace: play halfway, get bored go away, come back, GAME.. The Monsters Did it!..
The entire rainbow six series: shoot random generic terrorists of multi racial backgrounds GAME..
uncharted: searching for buried TRESHA! PHILLIP!..
Quake wars: KILL
Haze: Take Drugs.. EPIC WIN! kill people GAME..
Turok: Kill dem dino's!
Ninja gaiden on hard mode: Rape
Mortal Kombat 2: Rape
Killzone 2 on elite: RAPE
actually nearly all games can be summaried by the term "You are here, Badguys over there, KILL THEY ASS
RE5: Weskers a dick
Motorstorm: win the race, other drivers? kill they ass!
MGS4: Just do the missions dont try and follow the damn plot, curse you liquid liqiud oceleot ocelot!..
Medievil 2 total war: calvary has never been been so fun!
deadspace: play halfway, get bored go away, come back, GAME.. The Monsters Did it!..
The entire rainbow six series: shoot random generic terrorists of multi racial backgrounds GAME..
uncharted: searching for buried TRESHA! PHILLIP!..
Quake wars: KILL
Haze: Take Drugs.. EPIC WIN! kill people GAME..
Turok: Kill dem dino's!
Ninja gaiden on hard mode: Rape
Mortal Kombat 2: Rape
Killzone 2 on elite: RAPE
actually nearly all games can be summaried by the term "You are here, Badguys over there, KILL THEY ASS
Gears of War 2: Are you sure this isnt Gears of War 1?
Final Fantasy XIII: This damn franchise will outlive me :O
World of Warcraft: Ruining your social life has never been this fun!
Rock Band: Play with plastic instrument, just like when you were 7
Guitar Hero: Same shit, different name
Katamari Damarcy: So should i take Acid or Meth in order to enjoy this?
Halo (1-3): Only thing that has improved since the first one is the graphics (PS. Halo: Combat Evolved for the PC was fucking awesome)
Counter Strike: Becuz wr1ting lik a rtard iz cOoL
Serious Sam: Seriously the most fun LAN game Ever!
Those are all that i can think of atm.
Final Fantasy XIII: This damn franchise will outlive me :O
World of Warcraft: Ruining your social life has never been this fun!
Rock Band: Play with plastic instrument, just like when you were 7
Guitar Hero: Same shit, different name
Katamari Damarcy: So should i take Acid or Meth in order to enjoy this?
Halo (1-3): Only thing that has improved since the first one is the graphics (PS. Halo: Combat Evolved for the PC was fucking awesome)
Counter Strike: Becuz wr1ting lik a rtard iz cOoL
Serious Sam: Seriously the most fun LAN game Ever!
Those are all that i can think of atm.
Goddamnit, Xbox Live (a haiku)
Folks on live point out
People with tits don't play Halo
My girlfriend is real
Folks on live point out
People with tits don't play Halo
My girlfriend is real
Gears or War 2: RAWR, My WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
No more Heroes: You are awesome go prove it
Super Castlevania 4 : Pimp stride and kill Drac
Yoshi's Island: WAH WAH WAH, POP
Ninja Gaiden(NES): Are you serious
Ninja Gaiden(xbox): insert obscenity
No more Heroes: You are awesome go prove it
Super Castlevania 4 : Pimp stride and kill Drac
Yoshi's Island: WAH WAH WAH, POP
Ninja Gaiden(NES): Are you serious
Ninja Gaiden(xbox): insert obscenity
This. So much this.MaxTheReaper said:
Eh... Jade Empire: Finish it, think about the plot twist, finish it again.
Halo 3: Making your e-penis feel bigger.
Oh, OF COURSE!! Civilization IV: One... more... turn... ok, I swear this is the last one... just til this ship circumnavigates the globe...ohh I can change to Police State now!... wait, give me two turns so I finish this railroad... wait! I just wanna know how this UN vote turns out... ok, now I'm gonna stop pla-ZOMG WTF URANIUM
Actually, it's pretty much the same with any Sid Meier game. You're always 5 minutes away from accomplishing something. Think of Pirates!
I'm gonna quit now... but I'm so close to Tortuga! I can get promoted!... oh, I didn't get promoted, but the barmaid said there was a French ship carrying 5000 gold... oh well, I chased that ship all the way to Devil Reef, and there's a treasure there... oh wow, I'm really close to Panama... aha! The Marquis is headed to Veracruz, they say! I can take his ship... but I'll stop by Santo Domingo first to get the Triple Hammocks... ah, I didn't remember I had a love affair here in Santo Domingo, best go rescue her.
Anyone who's played the game will probably agree.
Left 4 Dead: Kill zombies from here to there
Saints Row 2: wake up, kill gang bangers, own city
Fallout 3: too small
World of Warcraft: its a disease
Ninja Gaiden 2: its like one of those Matrix bullet time scenes, except sped up to normal speed... then sped up some more
Saints Row 2: wake up, kill gang bangers, own city
Fallout 3: too small
World of Warcraft: its a disease
Ninja Gaiden 2: its like one of those Matrix bullet time scenes, except sped up to normal speed... then sped up some more
